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How the Irish dance was discovered:

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Red Card - User has been banned Piper Flag BROMLEY 03 Nov 11 12.47pm

Well, that is a good point!

 

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Red Card - User has been banned Piper Flag BROMLEY 03 Nov 11 1.22pm

Well, that is a good point!!!

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Quote Piper at 03 Nov 2011 1.22pm

Well, that is a good point!!!

He may have paid his tax but it's out of date now like your jokes....


 


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Red Card - User has been banned Piper Flag BROMLEY 03 Nov 11 2.33pm

Quote Horley Eagle at 03 Nov 2011 2.27pm

Quote Piper at 03 Nov 2011 1.22pm

Well, that is a good point!!!

He may have paid his tax but it's out of date now like your jokes....


I'm looking forward to see an up to date joke from you.

Mind you, I have been waiting already for a few years!

 

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View Horley Eagle's Profile Horley Eagle Flag Somewhere only I know 03 Nov 11 2.43pm Send a Private Message to Horley Eagle Add Horley Eagle as a friend

Quote Piper at 03 Nov 2011 2.33pm

Quote Horley Eagle at 03 Nov 2011 2.27pm

Quote Piper at 03 Nov 2011 1.22pm

Well, that is a good point!!!

He may have paid his tax but it's out of date now like your jokes....


I'm looking forward to see an up to date joke from you.

Mind you, I have been waiting already for a few years!

Well you won't see any on this thread and as you spend all your life clicking on it to make you look like you are popular along with your alter ego St Patrick you won't have realised that I post up to date funny jokes on another thread.


 


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Quote Horley Eagle at 03 Nov 2011 2.27pm

Quote Piper at 03 Nov 2011 1.22pm

Well, that is a good point!!!

He may have paid his tax but it's out of date now like your jokes....


He hasn't even paid his tax. It states "£ - nil" as the car is historic. Unlike Piper's jokes.

 


Optimistic as ever

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Quote Horley Eagle at 03 Nov 2011 2.43pm

Quote Piper at 03 Nov 2011 2.33pm

Quote Horley Eagle at 03 Nov 2011 2.27pm

Quote Piper at 03 Nov 2011 1.22pm

Well, that is a good point!!!

He may have paid his tax but it's out of date now like your jokes....


I'm looking forward to see an up to date joke from you.

Mind you, I have been waiting already for a few years!

Well you won't see any on this thread and as you spend all your life clicking on it to make you look like you are popular along with your alter ego St Patrick you won't have realised that I post up to date funny jokes on another thread.


You have your opinion and I have mine...

 

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Red Card - User has been banned Piper Flag BROMLEY 04 Nov 11 8.03pm


Ozzies in Dublin...

Bruce, an Australian who was working on contract for 3 months in Dublin was drinking in O’Donoghue’s pub in Merrion Row, when he gets a call on his mobile phone.

He hangs up grinning from ear to ear, orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife back home has just produced a typical baby boy, weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds but Bruce just shrugs, "That's about average in Oz.
Like I said my boy is a typical Australian baby boy.”

Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later Bruce returns to the bar.

Greg, the bartender says; "You're the father of that typical Australian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks, we were going to call you. So how much does he weigh now?

The proud father answers; “17 pounds.”

Greg is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born”.

Bruce takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says ...


"Had him circumcised mate".

 

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An 8lb foreskin??? Tug the other one.

 


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Red Card - User has been banned Piper Flag BROMLEY 10 Nov 11 1.30am

The 11th Husband...

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it...

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynacologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it..... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"You're with the
GOVERNMENT,
this time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed..."


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Good advice:

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