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Lyons550 Bromley 24 Jun 12 5.37pm
Quote Kingvagabond at 20 Jun 2012 2.09pm I once had a first date with a girl and took her to see my mate's band play at the legendary Peel in Kingston. I had a single pint of guiness and on the way home (on the bus - I was 16 at the time) we started to kiss. Sadly... the bus chose that moment to go over a speed bump and suddenly the guiness chose to repeat on me and ejected out of me at a rate of knots...in the poor girls mouth. Needless to say there was never a second date. I think I win this thread....sadly I think in a much bigger way I lost. Edited by Kingvagabond (20 Jun 2012 2.10pm) I have a similar one in that I was at a mates 21st and was in a drinking contest ...drinking glasses of Ouzo when this bird i'd fancied for ages and had her cleavage on show asked me for a dance...I got up and promptly threw up onto her ample chest...stopping to pick out the carrots and sweetcorn before then walking straight out of the club and then home....never saw her again... The Voice of Reason In An Otherwise Mediocre World
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Lyons550

Bromley 24 Jun 12 5.37pm

Quote Kingvagabond at 20 Jun 2012 2.09pm

I once had a first date with a girl and took her to see my mate's band play at the legendary Peel in Kingston. I had a single pint of guiness and on the way home (on the bus - I was 16 at the time) we started to kiss. Sadly... the bus chose that moment to go over a speed bump and suddenly the guiness chose to repeat on me and ejected out of me at a rate of knots...in the poor girls mouth.

Needless to say there was never a second date.

I think I win this thread....sadly I think in a much bigger way I lost.

Edited by Kingvagabond (20 Jun 2012 2.10pm)

I have a similar one in that I was at a mates 21st and was in a drinking contest ...drinking glasses of Ouzo when this bird i'd fancied for ages and had her cleavage on show asked me for a dance...I got up and promptly threw up onto her ample chest...stopping to pick out the carrots and sweetcorn before then walking straight out of the club and then home....never saw her again...

The Voice of Reason In An Otherwise Mediocre World

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mr. apollo in bottom of t'lake 24 Jun 12 9.54pm
Watching England play football is boring very boring Edited by mr. apollo (24 Jun 2012 9.56pm) Glad All Over
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mr. apollo

in bottom of t'lake 24 Jun 12 9.54pm

Watching England play football is boring

very boring

Edited by mr. apollo (24 Jun 2012 9.56pm)

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Three Bridges Eagle Sheffield 28 Jun 12 1.55pm
Got roundhouse kicked in the face by a a female "traveller" Worst part about it is that she must have been all of 16.. Hit the floor like a sack of $hit! Charlie Bear - Think of you everyday
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Sheffield 28 Jun 12 1.55pm