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Caitlins Flag 28 Jun 12 7.32pm

Yeah Moose you are well fit

 

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Red Card - User has been banned crystalalice1 Flag Rutland 28 Jun 12 7.44pm

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Quote Caitlins at 28 Jun 2012 5.53pm

Think it's full of vegetables Alice


Oh that's ok then, vegetables I can handle


Have you seen my profile pic?

Um yes, well, lovely


 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 28 Jun 12 9.10pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Grief! That bloke sounds like a real nutter -you are well out of it!

.......and if you fix up a date with Moosie, do bring a bucket

 


Women can do everything: the rest we leave to the men

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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Park Hill 28 Jun 12 9.17pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

I don't think it is right for a women to allow full penetration on a first date. There has to be some mystery left in order for the relationship to progress.

However, in order to show to the man that she is interested, the minimum of a titw*** should be offered, should the lady in question have sufficient cleavage to provide such a service, or a strawberry cheesecake or a dirty Bristow.

In this day and age of smartphones, chip & pin and Oyster cards, e World moves at such a fast pace that subtletys are overlooked. In order for a woman to bag a chap and not end up a 40 year old living alone in a flat with eight cats and her two remaining eggs, she needs to make a statement of intent, as described above, on a first date.


Edited by matt_himself (28 Jun 2012 9.18pm)

 


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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 29 Jun 12 10.49am Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Quote matt_himself at 28 Jun 2012 9.17pm

I don't think it is right for a women to allow full penetration on a first date. There has to be some mystery left in order for the relationship to progress.

However, in order to show to the man that she is interested, the minimum of a titw*** should be offered, should the lady in question have sufficient cleavage to provide such a service, or a strawberry cheesecake or a dirty Bristow.

In this day and age of smartphones, chip & pin and Oyster cards, e World moves at such a fast pace that subtletys are overlooked. In order for a woman to bag a chap and not end up a 40 year old living alone in a flat with eight cats and her two remaining eggs, she needs to make a statement of intent, as described above, on a first date.


Edited by matt_himself (28 Jun 2012 9.18pm)


If Claire Rayner was alive, she'd do you for plagiarism

 


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Quote Superfly at 29 Jun 2012 10.49am

Quote matt_himself at 28 Jun 2012 9.17pm

I don't think it is right for a women to allow full penetration on a first date. There has to be some mystery left in order for the relationship to progress.

However, in order to show to the man that she is interested, the minimum of a titw*** should be offered, should the lady in question have sufficient cleavage to provide such a service, or a strawberry cheesecake or a dirty Bristow.

In this day and age of smartphones, chip & pin and Oyster cards, e World moves at such a fast pace that subtletys are overlooked. In order for a woman to bag a chap and not end up a 40 year old living alone in a flat with eight cats and her two remaining eggs, she needs to make a statement of intent, as described above, on a first date.


Edited by matt_himself (28 Jun 2012 9.18pm)


If Claire Rayner was alive, she'd do you for plagiarism


..and I'd do her for nothing.

 


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Red Card - User has been banned crystalalice1 Flag Rutland 29 Jun 12 1.03pm

Quote matt_himself at 28 Jun 2012 9.17pm

I don't think it is right for a women to allow full penetration on a first date. There has to be some mystery left in order for the relationship to progress.

However, in order to show to the man that she is interested, the minimum of a titw*** should be offered, should the lady in question have sufficient cleavage to provide such a service, or a strawberry cheesecake or a dirty Bristow.

In this day and age of smartphones, chip & pin and Oyster cards, e World moves at such a fast pace that subtletys are overlooked. In order for a woman to bag a chap and not end up a 40 year old living alone in a flat with eight cats and her two remaining eggs, she needs to make a statement of intent, as described above, on a first date.


Edited by matt_himself (28 Jun 2012 9.18pm)

Matt..... start talking!


 

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