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Yeah Moose you are well fit
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Quote Moose at 28 Jun 2012 7.30pm
Quote crystalalice1 at 28 Jun 2012 5.57pm
Quote Caitlins at 28 Jun 2012 5.53pm
Think it's full of vegetables Alice
Um yes, well, lovely
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Grief! That bloke sounds like a real nutter -you are well out of it! .......and if you fix up a date with Moosie, do bring a bucket
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I don't think it is right for a women to allow full penetration on a first date. There has to be some mystery left in order for the relationship to progress. However, in order to show to the man that she is interested, the minimum of a titw*** should be offered, should the lady in question have sufficient cleavage to provide such a service, or a strawberry cheesecake or a dirty Bristow. In this day and age of smartphones, chip & pin and Oyster cards, e World moves at such a fast pace that subtletys are overlooked. In order for a woman to bag a chap and not end up a 40 year old living alone in a flat with eight cats and her two remaining eggs, she needs to make a statement of intent, as described above, on a first date.
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Quote matt_himself at 28 Jun 2012 9.17pm
I don't think it is right for a women to allow full penetration on a first date. There has to be some mystery left in order for the relationship to progress. However, in order to show to the man that she is interested, the minimum of a titw*** should be offered, should the lady in question have sufficient cleavage to provide such a service, or a strawberry cheesecake or a dirty Bristow. In this day and age of smartphones, chip & pin and Oyster cards, e World moves at such a fast pace that subtletys are overlooked. In order for a woman to bag a chap and not end up a 40 year old living alone in a flat with eight cats and her two remaining eggs, she needs to make a statement of intent, as described above, on a first date.
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Quote Superfly at 29 Jun 2012 10.49am
Quote matt_himself at 28 Jun 2012 9.17pm
I don't think it is right for a women to allow full penetration on a first date. There has to be some mystery left in order for the relationship to progress. However, in order to show to the man that she is interested, the minimum of a titw*** should be offered, should the lady in question have sufficient cleavage to provide such a service, or a strawberry cheesecake or a dirty Bristow. In this day and age of smartphones, chip & pin and Oyster cards, e World moves at such a fast pace that subtletys are overlooked. In order for a woman to bag a chap and not end up a 40 year old living alone in a flat with eight cats and her two remaining eggs, she needs to make a statement of intent, as described above, on a first date.
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Quote matt_himself at 28 Jun 2012 9.17pm
I don't think it is right for a women to allow full penetration on a first date. There has to be some mystery left in order for the relationship to progress. However, in order to show to the man that she is interested, the minimum of a titw*** should be offered, should the lady in question have sufficient cleavage to provide such a service, or a strawberry cheesecake or a dirty Bristow. In this day and age of smartphones, chip & pin and Oyster cards, e World moves at such a fast pace that subtletys are overlooked. In order for a woman to bag a chap and not end up a 40 year old living alone in a flat with eight cats and her two remaining eggs, she needs to make a statement of intent, as described above, on a first date.
Matt..... start talking!
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