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Red Card - User has been banned crystalalice1 Flag Rutland 09 Jul 12 8.04pm

I haven't posted on this site but it may happen soon

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt 09 Jul 12 8.07pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Bizarre.

 


Be like Johnny Toogood. Don't you know he never shirks. He's coming along.

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View SpikeyMatt's Profile SpikeyMatt Flag Fishing for condiments 09 Jul 12 9.12pm Send a Private Message to SpikeyMatt Add SpikeyMatt as a friend

"You left your debit card in my anus. Payment declined."

 


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Red Card - User has been banned crystalalice1 Flag Rutland 09 Jul 12 9.27pm

Quote SpikeyMatt at 09 Jul 2012 9.12pm

"You left your debit card in my anus. Payment declined."


Um - is that your favourite text on the site or is that your text from last night????????

 

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View dannyh's Profile dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 10 Jul 12 3.02am Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Some funny stuff on there,.

" I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp last night, your weed wins" made me chortle.

 


"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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(714): The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.

 

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View the despotic banana's Profile the despotic banana Flag Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 10 Jul 12 10.03am Send a Private Message to the despotic banana Add the despotic banana as a friend

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

 


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View eagleboi's Profile eagleboi Flag Catford 10 Jul 12 11.53pm Send a Private Message to eagleboi Add eagleboi as a friend

Quote the despotic banana at 10 Jul 2012 10.03am

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

LMFAO

 

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View Crystallised's Profile Crystallised Flag Floating about.... 11 Jul 12 12.16am Send a Private Message to Crystallised Add Crystallised as a friend

(605):

"I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us.."

 


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Red Card - User has been banned crystalalice1 Flag Rutland 11 Jul 12 10.36am

Quote Crystallised at 11 Jul 2012 12.16am

(605):

"I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us.."


Um that was mine.....

 

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