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and there is no cure !


Darlings,
greetings to you all.

I am back again after a couple of years in the far-off land they call League One.

What a dreadful place it is, mostly weird looking characters of dubious parentage and burnt out shells of homes and shops – come to think of it, a bit like Croydon

Anyhoooo, I digress.
Now then, we are playing each other this week so we have lined-up trains full of women and children for you gentlemen to attack, and have secured all ceiling tiles in toilets along the way in case any should fall and make someone cry.

We have given you our very own Sir Leonard of Lawrence, so we will send out much love to him as always, and especially so, this season due to the job he is doing – what with you guys propping up the table an’ all.

One change to note is that we are mothballing that Peter Kay song in favour of “what’s it like to see a crowd?” which I gather is a reference to you guys struggling to get 18000 even for decent opposition.

I shall of course be here to receive your boquets and brickbats after the game – but will probably be unable to reply due to your trigger happy mods - who I want to cuddle.

Peace to all.

VP


“I will turn your flesh to alabaster, when you find your servant is your master”

 

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rusheslake Flag Le Mans France 13 Sep 12 4.12pm

oh god, another prick !!!

 

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Quote variantvalleyant at 13 Sep 2012 3.39pm

and there is no cure !


Darlings,
greetings to you all.

I am back again after a couple of years in the far-off land they call League One.

What a dreadful place it is, mostly weird looking characters of dubious parentage and burnt out shells of homes and shops – come to think of it, a bit like Croydon

Anyhoooo, I digress.
Now then, we are playing each other this week so we have lined-up trains full of women and children for you gentlemen to attack, and have secured all ceiling tiles in toilets along the way in case any should fall and make someone cry.

We have given you our very own Sir Leonard of Lawrence, so we will send out much love to him as always, and especially so, this season due to the job he is doing – what with you guys propping up the table an’ all.

One change to note is that we are mothballing that Peter Kay song in favour of “what’s it like to see a crowd?” which I gather is a reference to you guys struggling to get 18000 even for decent opposition.

I shall of course be here to receive your boquets and brickbats after the game – but will probably be unable to reply due to your trigger happy mods - who I want to cuddle.

Peace to all.

VP


“I will turn your flesh to alabaster, when you find your servant is your master”

Pikey

 


I hate South London lads who support North London clubs!

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Quote variantvalleyant at 13 Sep 2012 3.39pm

and there is no cure !


Darlings,
greetings to you all.

I am back again after a couple of years in the far-off land they call League One.

What a dreadful place it is, mostly weird looking characters of dubious parentage and burnt out shells of homes and shops – come to think of it, a bit like Croydon

Anyhoooo, I digress.
Now then, we are playing each other this week so we have lined-up trains full of women and children for you gentlemen to attack, and have secured all ceiling tiles in toilets along the way in case any should fall and make someone cry.

We have given you our very own Sir Leonard of Lawrence, so we will send out much love to him as always, and especially so, this season due to the job he is doing – what with you guys propping up the table an’ all.

One change to note is that we are mothballing that Peter Kay song in favour of “what’s it like to see a crowd?” which I gather is a reference to you guys struggling to get 18000 even for decent opposition.

I shall of course be here to receive your boquets and brickbats after the game – but will probably be unable to reply due to your trigger happy mods - who I want to cuddle.

Peace to all.

VP


“I will turn your flesh to alabaster, when you find your servant is your master”

Pikey


Sorry did I mention "YOUR A PIKEY"

 


I hate South London lads who support North London clubs!

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Quote variantvalleyant at 13 Sep 2012 3.39pm

and there is no cure !


Darlings,
greetings to you all.

I am back again after a couple of years in the far-off land they call League One.

What a dreadful place it is, mostly weird looking characters of dubious parentage and burnt out shells of homes and shops – come to think of it, a bit like Croydon

Anyhoooo, I digress.
Now then, we are playing each other this week so we have lined-up trains full of women and children for you gentlemen to attack, and have secured all ceiling tiles in toilets along the way in case any should fall and make someone cry.

We have given you our very own Sir Leonard of Lawrence, so we will send out much love to him as always, and especially so, this season due to the job he is doing – what with you guys propping up the table an’ all.

One change to note is that we are mothballing that Peter Kay song in favour of “what’s it like to see a crowd?” which I gather is a reference to you guys struggling to get 18000 even for decent opposition.

I shall of course be here to receive your boquets and brickbats after the game – but will probably be unable to reply due to your trigger happy mods - who I want to cuddle.

Peace to all.

VP


“I will turn your flesh to alabaster, when you find your servant is your master”

Likewise greetings indeed to you Sir Bull of s***.
Sadly unlike your sad selves we dont run the mummies boys express coaches from our front doors to Selhurst Park,complete with a little picnic pack from mater and a jolly game of bingo on the way and all for the princely sum of a farthing.
Dont worry about our attendances sonny jim just keep an eye on your own sad,quiet and to be honest boring crowds as when you enter admin due to your shipping boat people in from every corner of the globe to boost crowds your pennies will run out and you will be begging to use our ground once more.
Finally.... The attack at Sydenham was a bit naughty but check out you tube "Charlton v Huddersfield" and take a good look at your burberry wanna be "Wall" fans.
No Angels mate...
Mods please dont let this arrogant pillock off the hook by red carding him as he lacks intellect and despite a reasonable vocabulary deserves a pegging down.
Abientot mon amis et vous et un connard.

 


"Numb,gutted and shocked . Three words that sum up how I feel."
"Passionate,principled, genius. Three words that sum up Joe Strummer"
Martin Scorcese, Film director.

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If we win tomorrow, the best thing won't be the win, it will be coming back on here and bumping this thread.

The smugness is unbelievable, you ain't even a good f***ing side.

 

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Quote RainhamEagle at 13 Sep 2012 4.36pm

If we win tomorrow, the best thing won't be the win, it will be coming back on here and bumping this thread.

The smugness is unbelievable, you ain't even a good f***ing side.

All due respect Rainham. The wins more important to me than bumping some pikey thread lol

 


I hate South London lads who support North London clubs!

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Quote RainhamEagle at 13 Sep 2012 4.36pm

If we win tomorrow, the best thing won't be the win, it will be coming back on here and bumping this thread.

The smugness is unbelievable, you ain't even a good f***ing side.

All due respect Rainham. The wins more important to me than bumping some pikey thread lol

I know, but you know

 

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Quote variantvalleyant at 13 Sep 2012 3.39pm

and there is no cure !


Darlings,
greetings to you all.

I am back again after a couple of years in the far-off land they call League One.

What a dreadful place it is, mostly weird looking characters of dubious parentage and burnt out shells of homes and shops – come to think of it, a bit like Croydon

Anyhoooo, I digress.
Now then, we are playing each other this week so we have lined-up trains full of women and children for you gentlemen to attack, and have secured all ceiling tiles in toilets along the way in case any should fall and make someone cry.

We have given you our very own Sir Leonard of Lawrence, so we will send out much love to him as always, and especially so, this season due to the job he is doing – what with you guys propping up the table an’ all.

One change to note is that we are mothballing that Peter Kay song in favour of “what’s it like to see a crowd?” which I gather is a reference to you guys struggling to get 18000 even for decent opposition.

I shall of course be here to receive your boquets and brickbats after the game – but will probably be unable to reply due to your trigger happy mods - who I want to cuddle.

Peace to all.

VP


“I will turn your flesh to alabaster, when you find your servant is your master”

Ooh...Mothballing songs now are we....
Mothball this....You are an arrogant wordmongering,boring trainspotter.
Now go away and come back when you grow a pair.
By the way...Are the Belmarsh bullies stil stewarding your games???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


Edited by westquay (13 Sep 2012 4.54pm)

 


"Numb,gutted and shocked . Three words that sum up how I feel."
"Passionate,principled, genius. Three words that sum up Joe Strummer"
Martin Scorcese, Film director.

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Quote RainhamEagle at 13 Sep 2012 4.44pm

Quote eagles1230_3 at 13 Sep 2012 4.40pm

Quote RainhamEagle at 13 Sep 2012 4.36pm

If we win tomorrow, the best thing won't be the win, it will be coming back on here and bumping this thread.

The smugness is unbelievable, you ain't even a good f***ing side.

All due respect Rainham. The wins more important to me than bumping some pikey thread lol

I know, but you know

Yeah I know :-)

Don't worry he's a PIKEY

 


I hate South London lads who support North London clubs!

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Quote westquay at 13 Sep 2012 4.30pm

Quote variantvalleyant at 13 Sep 2012 3.39pm

and there is no cure !


Darlings,
greetings to you all.

I am back again after a couple of years in the far-off land they call League One.

What a dreadful place it is, mostly weird looking characters of dubious parentage and burnt out shells of homes and shops – come to think of it, a bit like Croydon

Anyhoooo, I digress.
Now then, we are playing each other this week so we have lined-up trains full of women and children for you gentlemen to attack, and have secured all ceiling tiles in toilets along the way in case any should fall and make someone cry.

We have given you our very own Sir Leonard of Lawrence, so we will send out much love to him as always, and especially so, this season due to the job he is doing – what with you guys propping up the table an’ all.

One change to note is that we are mothballing that Peter Kay song in favour of “what’s it like to see a crowd?” which I gather is a reference to you guys struggling to get 18000 even for decent opposition.

I shall of course be here to receive your boquets and brickbats after the game – but will probably be unable to reply due to your trigger happy mods - who I want to cuddle.

Peace to all.

VP


“I will turn your flesh to alabaster, when you find your servant is your master”

Likewise greetings indeed to you Sir Bull of s***.
Sadly unlike your sad selves we dont run the mummies boys express coaches from our front doors to Selhurst Park,complete with a little picnic pack from mater and a jolly game of bingo on the way and all for the princely sum of a farthing.
Dont worry about our attendances sonny jim just keep an eye on your own sad,quiet and to be honest boring crowds as when you enter admin due to your shipping boat people in from every corner of the globe to boost crowds your pennies will run out and you will be begging to use our ground once more.
Finally.... The attack at Sydenham was a bit naughty but check out you tube "Charlton v Huddersfield" and take a good look at your burberry wanna be "Wall" fans.
No Angels mate...
Mods please dont let this arrogant pillock off the hook by red carding him as he lacks intellect and despite a reasonable vocabulary deserves a pegging down.
Abientot mon amis et vous et un connard.


Excellent banter from some of you other chaps.
One even managed a whole sentence, but it is to you Sir westquay that address my poor intellect and following remarks:

Don't you like that bussing-in idea then ?
I thought your lot gave it a try and found out what most people know already - nobody wants to watch your team !

I detect an element of sulking in your post.

As for Wall and Angels and Youtube, I am a man of peace and have no truck with such matters.

Finally, even my miniscule intellect knows that the French for "you are" translate as "vous etes".

Vous et means "you and"...... Tut Tut.

One can often ask for guidance in any local Arabic establishment, due to the colonial past of our friends across the Channel.

So, in Croydon - just the 500 or so places to choose from then.

Toodle pip.

VP

"As I turn up the collar on my favourite winter coat, the wind is blowin' my mind"

 

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Quote variantvalleyant at 13 Sep 2012 5.00pm

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Quote variantvalleyant at 13 Sep 2012 3.39pm

and there is no cure !


Darlings,
greetings to you all.

I am back again after a couple of years in the far-off land they call League One.

What a dreadful place it is, mostly weird looking characters of dubious parentage and burnt out shells of homes and shops – come to think of it, a bit like Croydon

Anyhoooo, I digress.
Now then, we are playing each other this week so we have lined-up trains full of women and children for you gentlemen to attack, and have secured all ceiling tiles in toilets along the way in case any should fall and make someone cry.

We have given you our very own Sir Leonard of Lawrence, so we will send out much love to him as always, and especially so, this season due to the job he is doing – what with you guys propping up the table an’ all.

One change to note is that we are mothballing that Peter Kay song in favour of “what’s it like to see a crowd?” which I gather is a reference to you guys struggling to get 18000 even for decent opposition.

I shall of course be here to receive your boquets and brickbats after the game – but will probably be unable to reply due to your trigger happy mods - who I want to cuddle.

Peace to all.

VP


“I will turn your flesh to alabaster, when you find your servant is your master”

Likewise greetings indeed to you Sir Bull of s***.
Sadly unlike your sad selves we dont run the mummies boys express coaches from our front doors to Selhurst Park,complete with a little picnic pack from mater and a jolly game of bingo on the way and all for the princely sum of a farthing.
Dont worry about our attendances sonny jim just keep an eye on your own sad,quiet and to be honest boring crowds as when you enter admin due to your shipping boat people in from every corner of the globe to boost crowds your pennies will run out and you will be begging to use our ground once more.
Finally.... The attack at Sydenham was a bit naughty but check out you tube "Charlton v Huddersfield" and take a good look at your burberry wanna be "Wall" fans.
No Angels mate...
Mods please dont let this arrogant pillock off the hook by red carding him as he lacks intellect and despite a reasonable vocabulary deserves a pegging down.
Abientot mon amis et vous et un connard.


Excellent banter from some of you other chaps.
One even managed a whole sentence, but it is to you Sir westquay that address my poor intellect and following remarks:

Don't you like that bussing-in idea then ?
I thought your lot gave it a try and found out what most people know already - nobody wants to watch your team !

I detect an element of sulking in your post.

As for Wall and Angels and Youtube, I am a man of peace and have no truck with such matters.

Finally, even my miniscule intellect knows that the French for "you are" translate as "vous etes".

Vous et means "you and"...... Tut Tut.

One can often ask for guidance in any local Arabic establishment, due to the colonial past of our friends across the Channel.

So, in Croydon - just the 500 or so places to choose from then.

Toodle pip.

VP

"As I turn up the collar on my favourite winter coat, the wind is blowin' my mind"

And your lot call us "Nigel" Toodle Pip??? My 90 year old Nan says that you sad case. I bet you have never ever seen a women naked and you still live with your mum in your 50's

 


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