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View Palace15eagle's Profile Palace15eagle Flag London 02 Feb 13 11.32am Send a Private Message to Palace15eagle Add Palace15eagle as a friend

I will be the fifth partner of CPFC2010, and everyone on here will be paying me £200 to answer their questions...

 


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View braunstoneagle's Profile braunstoneagle Flag the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 02 Feb 13 12.31pm Send a Private Message to braunstoneagle Add braunstoneagle as a friend

even with a fully redeveloped selhurst park and a healthy steady ship being run, a few will still be trying to dig out 2010 over DF leaving!

 


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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 04 Feb 13 9.57am Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

It'll have been taken over by Tamazco (a conglomerate of Amazon and Tesco). Our team would have changed it's name to Tamazco area 1373 and our rivals will be Tamazco area 0702. There won't be red/yellow cards as nobody will be permitted to not log in, but indecresions will be punished by having to eat from the chicken hot counter for a week (yellow)or rate all of Jimmy Tarbucks golf DVD's (red)
Anyone mentioning 'Sa*nsburys' will be shot

 


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November 26th – 29th
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View Eaglesnut's Profile Eaglesnut Flag Brantford 04 Feb 13 1.11pm Send a Private Message to Eaglesnut Add Eaglesnut as a friend

Quote Tstack at 11 Dec 2012 6.53am

I'll have duel residencies with my lotto cash so I can make every match. The wife will be fed up by this and leave me though...


That's my fantasy - already got the duel citizenship waiting on the other 2.

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag Bodiam Castle, too close to Hastin... 08 Feb 13 4.43pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Elite membership for 1000 users will cost £500. This will endeavour Peter Guntrip to purchase his bigger house in which to put the new server.

Summercusp can be teleported to your abode to perform oral pleasure for you in person, just by clicking on the advert.

I'll probably be dead, but numerous other posters will re-incarnate themselves as new personalities.

No more fights in Sainsburys car park. Any cars found in the car park for more than 10 minutes will be crushed and sold for scrap.

Ron Noades will still be sniffing around selhurst, reminding us of his glorious tenure, but leaving out the bit about putting the clubs long-term future in jepeordy.

People will still post cr@p in Palace Talk, and late-night posts still seem sensible by comparison.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (08 Feb 2013 4.44pm)

 


cannot think of anything profound, witty, or pseudo-intellectual to put here. fck it!

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View Buzzcock's Profile Buzzcock Flag In an underground lair near Bright... 08 Feb 13 5.16pm Send a Private Message to Buzzcock Add Buzzcock as a friend

The sense of deja vu when after the FA relax rules about association footballers needing to be human, Crystal Palace sign the first ever Robot striker only for fans to find out it's Ade Akinbiyot.

Akinbiyot a former weight lifting bot from the L.A Fitness gym in Croydon was quoted "I'm stunned if i'm honest, not least because being 210kg and having square tungsten feet i didn't think i was cut out for the demands of the Premiership".


 


Assembling the knights and their swords were sharp.
There was hope in our English hearts.

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View johnburgess888's Profile johnburgess888 Flag Caterham 08 Feb 13 5.29pm Send a Private Message to johnburgess888 Add johnburgess888 as a friend

One of Piper's stories will not be completely made up.

 


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View jamiemartin721's Profile jamiemartin721 Online Flag Reading 10 Feb 13 10.32am Send a Private Message to jamiemartin721 Add jamiemartin721 as a friend

Conducted entirely in group therapy, held in the worlds most secure psychiatric facility.

Transfer Talk will still consist of 'rumour from people in the know' (ie voices in their head) and outrageously optimistic suggestions involving players who cost more per game than the ground and staff put togeather.

 


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View Seth's Profile Seth Flag on a pale blue dot 11 Feb 13 2.16pm Send a Private Message to Seth Add Seth as a friend

There will still be idiots.

 


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Give a man a bank and he can rob the world

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View dannyh's Profile dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 11 Feb 13 3.36pm Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

At least one of our member will be posting from Rampton on some perverse sexual charge involving hammers, ryhpnol, and duct tape.

My moneys of Jamie or Forest.

 


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Quote dannyh at 11 Feb 2013 3.36pm

At least one of our member will be posting from Rampton on some perverse sexual charge involving hammers, ryhpnol, and duct tape.

My moneys of Jamie or Forest.


 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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View Morpeth Eagle's Profile Morpeth Eagle 11 Feb 13 10.58pm Send a Private Message to Morpeth Eagle Add Morpeth Eagle as a friend

Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Feb 2013 10.57pm

Quote dannyh at 11 Feb 2013 3.36pm

At least one of our member will be posting from Rampton on some perverse sexual charge involving hammers, ryhpnol, and duct tape.

My moneys of Jamie or Forest.


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