What will the HOL be like in 10 years time
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 Palace15eagle Online  London 02 Feb 13 11.32am |
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I will be the fifth partner of CPFC2010, and everyone on here will be paying me £200 to answer their questions...
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 02 Feb 13 12.31pm |
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even with a fully redeveloped selhurst park and a healthy steady ship being run, a few will still be trying to dig out 2010 over DF leaving!
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| Superfly Online The sun always shines in Catford 04 Feb 13 9.57am |
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It'll have been taken over by Tamazco (a conglomerate of Amazon and Tesco). Our team would have changed it's name to Tamazco area 1373 and our rivals will be Tamazco area 0702. There won't be red/yellow cards as nobody will be permitted to not log in, but indecresions will be punished by having to eat from the chicken hot counter for a week (yellow)or rate all of Jimmy Tarbucks golf DVD's (red)
Anything Goes! New Wimbledon Theatre (!) With Superfly as the Purser |
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Eaglesnut  Brantford 04 Feb 13 1.11pm |
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Quote Tstack at 11 Dec 2012 6.53am
I'll have duel residencies with my lotto cash so I can make every match. The wife will be fed up by this and leave me though...
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| Forest Hillbilly Bodiam Castle, too close to Hastin... 08 Feb 13 4.43pm |
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Elite membership for 1000 users will cost £500. This will endeavour Peter Guntrip to purchase his bigger house in which to put the new server. Summercusp can be teleported to your abode to perform oral pleasure for you in person, just by clicking on the advert. I'll probably be dead, but numerous other posters will re-incarnate themselves as new personalities. No more fights in Sainsburys car park. Any cars found in the car park for more than 10 minutes will be crushed and sold for scrap. Ron Noades will still be sniffing around selhurst, reminding us of his glorious tenure, but leaving out the bit about putting the clubs long-term future in jepeordy. People will still post cr@p in Palace Talk, and late-night posts still seem sensible by comparison. Edited by Forest Hillbilly (08 Feb 2013 4.44pm)
cannot think of anything profound, witty, or pseudo-intellectual to put here. fck it! |
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| Buzzcock In an underground lair near Bright... 08 Feb 13 5.16pm |
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The sense of deja vu when after the FA relax rules about association footballers needing to be human, Crystal Palace sign the first ever Robot striker only for fans to find out it's Ade Akinbiyot. Akinbiyot a former weight lifting bot from the L.A Fitness gym in Croydon was quoted "I'm stunned if i'm honest, not least because being 210kg and having square tungsten feet i didn't think i was cut out for the demands of the Premiership".
Baz Bamigboye's Bum Bag Blues. |
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| johnburgess888 Caterham 08 Feb 13 5.29pm |
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One of Piper's stories will not be completely made up.
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| jamiemartin721 Online Reading 10 Feb 13 10.32am |
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Conducted entirely in group therapy, held in the worlds most secure psychiatric facility. Transfer Talk will still consist of 'rumour from people in the know' (ie voices in their head) and outrageously optimistic suggestions involving players who cost more per game than the ground and staff put togeather.
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Seth  on a pale blue dot 11 Feb 13 2.16pm |
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There will still be idiots.
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 11 Feb 13 3.36pm |
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At least one of our member will be posting from Rampton on some perverse sexual charge involving hammers, ryhpnol, and duct tape. My moneys of Jamie or Forest.
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| jamiemartin721 Online Reading 11 Feb 13 10.57pm |
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Quote dannyh at 11 Feb 2013 3.36pm
At least one of our member will be posting from Rampton on some perverse sexual charge involving hammers, ryhpnol, and duct tape. My moneys of Jamie or Forest.
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| Morpeth Eagle 11 Feb 13 10.58pm |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Feb 2013 10.57pm
Quote dannyh at 11 Feb 2013 3.36pm
At least one of our member will be posting from Rampton on some perverse sexual charge involving hammers, ryhpnol, and duct tape. My moneys of Jamie or Forest.
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