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View variantvalleyant's Profile variantvalleyant Flag 30 Jan 13 9.48pm Send a Private Message to variantvalleyant Add variantvalleyant as a friend

Now then, goodness gracious,

I can’t hang around after the game as I’m getting a length or two in Barry Moore’s pool before going to see Steps in concert. It was bad enough being kept back for ages after Dennis Rom scored in the last minute a few years back. What a mad trolley dash to get back home before the frozen shopping thawed out.

“ I notice you dont mention the one pertinent point - every single one of our players is better than every single one of yours.”

Yes, I bet you are turning down offers for Ramage all the time and he is deffo a better player than Dale Stephens. Prem clubs are probably ringing the portakabin all the time. Not to mention those youngsters Delaney and Easter. I’ve been trying to get hold of Sum Yung Guy myself, but he is away in the African Cup of Rebellions with Doctor Congo or something.

Good game against Wednesday?

A bit like your Huddersfield game – worked hard, got nothing for it.

where are charlton in the league?

bring a lot for your season in the championship before you're back down to Division 3.

(Note to self: must buy paper and check League table/ new names for the divisions).

You luvvies don’t really believe all that circus and caravan stuff do you?
I reckon you would choke on your taramasalata if you knew what we were really like.
I am coming over by helicopter and might drop in on you without warning – it happens!

Are you going to have any kids dressed up as Arabs this time? Is it so you blend in with the locals?
They’ve probably made an amusing banner at playschool saying clown/caravan/pikey/blah/blah.
Oh, the fun of it. I can’t wait.

You were very fortunate to get a win at our place, thanks to a wrongly disallowed goal early on, but thankfully this time, we have Admiral Mark Halsey in the middle – so, “hands across the water” for that appointment He had better be on top form.

Olly dad – well spotted. I was educated at St. Evenage Academy of Dramatic Disco Art (SADDA) in the same year group as the Pet Shop Boys, Darren Ambrose, and Wayne Sleep. They said my Lambada made their eyes pop out. D’arcy Bussell was there too, but I didn’t want to polka.

You are right about your fans not really being interested, but I’m not going to go on about attendances – It’s results that count, and you are only as good as your last result.

Must go, Matron is on her round with my tablets.

Save all your kisses for me,

VP

And I realised quickly, when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means


Edited by variantvalleyant (30 Jan 2013 9.49pm)

 

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Quote variantvalleyant at 30 Jan 2013 9.48pm

Now then, goodness gracious,

I can’t hang around after the game as I’m getting a length or two in Barry Moore’s pool before going to see Steps in concert. It was bad enough being kept back for ages after Dennis Rom scored in the last minute a few years back. What a mad trolley dash to get back home before the frozen shopping thawed out.

“ I notice you dont mention the one pertinent point - every single one of our players is better than every single one of yours.”

Yes, I bet you are turning down offers for Ramage all the time and he is deffo a better player than Dale Stephens. Prem clubs are probably ringing the portakabin all the time. Not to mention those youngsters Delaney and Easter. I’ve been trying to get hold of Sum Yung Guy myself, but he is away in the African Cup of Rebellions with Doctor Congo or something.

Good game against Wednesday?

A bit like your Huddersfield game – worked hard, got nothing for it.

where are charlton in the league?

bring a lot for your season in the championship before you're back down to Division 3.

(Note to self: must buy paper and check League table/ new names for the divisions).

You luvvies don’t really believe all that circus and caravan stuff do you?
I reckon you would choke on your taramasalata if you knew what we were really like.
I am coming over by helicopter and might drop in on you without warning – it happens!

Are you going to have any kids dressed up as Arabs this time? Is it so you blend in with the locals?
They’ve probably made an amusing banner at playschool saying clown/caravan/pikey/blah/blah.
Oh, the fun of it. I can’t wait.

You were very fortunate to get a win at our place, thanks to a wrongly disallowed goal early on, but thankfully this time, we have Admiral Mark Halsey in the middle – so, “hands across the water” for that appointment He had better be on top form.

Olly dad – well spotted. I was educated at St. Evenage Academy of Dramatic Disco Art (SADDA) in the same year group as the Pet Shop Boys, Darren Ambrose, and Wayne Sleep. They said my Lambada made their eyes pop out. D’arcy Bussell was there too, but I didn’t want to polka.

You are right about your fans not really being interested, but I’m not going to go on about attendances – It’s results that count, and you are only as good as your last result.

Must go, Matron is on her round with my tablets.

Save all your kisses for me,

VP

And I realised quickly, when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means


Edited by variantvalleyant (30 Jan 2013 9.49pm)


What an incredibly boring person you are.
Ffs.
Make sure u iron ur flat cap so it's looks rather special for your big day out this Saturday.
;-)

 


"Floating endlessly in indefinite skies of grey,
I have succommed to my misery, Gentleman in black, Please take me away. Draw a line on my page and promise not to weep. As an end is all I ever did seek."

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Quote variantvalleyant at 30 Jan 2013 9.48pm

Now then, goodness gracious,

I can’t hang around after the game as I’m getting a length or two in Barry Moore’s pool before going to see Steps in concert. It was bad enough being kept back for ages after Dennis Rom scored in the last minute a few years back. What a mad trolley dash to get back home before the frozen shopping thawed out.

“ I notice you dont mention the one pertinent point - every single one of our players is better than every single one of yours.”

Yes, I bet you are turning down offers for Ramage all the time and he is deffo a better player than Dale Stephens. Prem clubs are probably ringing the portakabin all the time. Not to mention those youngsters Delaney and Easter. I’ve been trying to get hold of Sum Yung Guy myself, but he is away in the African Cup of Rebellions with Doctor Congo or something.

Good game against Wednesday?

A bit like your Huddersfield game – worked hard, got nothing for it.

where are charlton in the league?

bring a lot for your season in the championship before you're back down to Division 3.

(Note to self: must buy paper and check League table/ new names for the divisions).

You luvvies don’t really believe all that circus and caravan stuff do you?
I reckon you would choke on your taramasalata if you knew what we were really like.
I am coming over by helicopter and might drop in on you without warning – it happens!

Are you going to have any kids dressed up as Arabs this time? Is it so you blend in with the locals?
They’ve probably made an amusing banner at playschool saying clown/caravan/pikey/blah/blah.
Oh, the fun of it. I can’t wait.

You were very fortunate to get a win at our place, thanks to a wrongly disallowed goal early on, but thankfully this time, we have Admiral Mark Halsey in the middle – so, “hands across the water” for that appointment He had better be on top form.

Olly dad – well spotted. I was educated at St. Evenage Academy of Dramatic Disco Art (SADDA) in the same year group as the Pet Shop Boys, Darren Ambrose, and Wayne Sleep. They said my Lambada made their eyes pop out. D’arcy Bussell was there too, but I didn’t want to polka.

You are right about your fans not really being interested, but I’m not going to go on about attendances – It’s results that count, and you are only as good as your last result.

Must go, Matron is on her round with my tablets.

Save all your kisses for me,

VP

And I realised quickly, when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means


Edited by variantvalleyant (30 Jan 2013 9.49pm)


best away fan poster without a shadow , never get bored with VV posts.We have to win Saturday otherwise this fella is up for a booker prize come Sunday.

 


" I hate those f@cking northern monkeys " The late Lenny Mclean.

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View OllieMaidstoneEagle's Profile OllieMaidstoneEagle Flag Maidstone, Kent 31 Jan 13 12.52am Send a Private Message to OllieMaidstoneEagle Add OllieMaidstoneEagle as a friend

Evening VV,hey your last post has strains of desperation seeping through it,not the usual Mr. CONfident? Do you fear the red 'n' blue backlash? Mmm,has your spinning-bow-tie got you a tad tongue-tied and made you trip-over your size 18s? You may well have a great chance of getting what you so desire at your ex-landlords but then again who knows? So many questions but who has the answers? Oh look,another. Don't smell the flowers on the way to Sunny Selhurst on saTURDay VV,squirt-squirt! Ollie(not olly!)'s Dad,Ash.

Edited by OllieMaidstoneEagle (31 Jan 2013 12.52am)

 


Red and Blue Army!
LONDON BORN PALACE BRED LIVE AND DIE FOR BLUE AND RED
Football is not just a game, its a religion

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View variantvalleyant's Profile variantvalleyant Flag 01 Feb 13 11.41am Send a Private Message to variantvalleyant Add variantvalleyant as a friend

Heard you were buying Philipin Nah Won with the £10 mill you have, and then right at the last minute – you went and got Zaha’s dad on loan from Blackpool.

I also heard there has been some police activity again with you naughty boys. Apparently, several arrests were made this morning during P.E. and the Arab contingent are sulking over it and refusing to eat their greens until the detentions are cancelled.

Let’s keep it clean and peaceful tomorrow. Remember, the eyes of London are on us for the big Derby of the day. I’ve bought a nice pink umbrella, so do say hello if you see me en-route in the car with Odemwingie.

Oh, and Oliie dad Ash.........Ollie’s dad is Bill, so what’s the story ?

VP

I've been first and last
Look at how the time goes past
But I'm all alone at last
Rolling home to you

 

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View OllieMaidstoneEagle's Profile OllieMaidstoneEagle Flag Maidstone, Kent 01 Feb 13 3.02pm Send a Private Message to OllieMaidstoneEagle Add OllieMaidstoneEagle as a friend

Quote variantvalleyant at 01 Feb 2013 11.41am

Heard you were buying Philipin Nah Won with the £10 mill you have, and then right at the last minute – you went and got Zaha’s dad on loan from Blackpool.

I also heard there has been some police activity again with you naughty boys. Apparently, several arrests were made this morning during P.E. and the Arab contingent are sulking over it and refusing to eat their greens until the detentions are cancelled.

Let’s keep it clean and peaceful tomorrow. Remember, the eyes of London are on us for the big Derby of the day. I’ve bought a nice pink umbrella, so do say hello if you see me en-route in the car with Odemwingie.

Oh, and Oliie dad Ash.........Ollie’s dad is Bill, so what’s the story ?

VP

I've been first and last
Look at how the time goes past
But I'm all alone at last
Rolling home to you

GloryUS Morning,sorry ,afternoon.Standards defo slipping VV and still sounding less confident with every post. Bill,who's Billy,Smart name drop? As you are aware we have 8 first teamers out so could this be your chance of a last minute goal ala RommerDULL? Or will the OAP loanee from the orange side have the legs to pop one in ya net after a cut back from the £15,ooo,ooo Wonder Son? Be careful with that pink(Do you frequent The Rose,Greenwich pre-match?)umbrolly dear boy,you might knock ya bowler hat(with flappy top)off and we don't wanna see any tears(of a clown)now do we? I bid you adieu myfriend and will leave you to get your outfit ready for tomorrows entertainment as it must take a while to polish those size 18's,iron those flares and get them braces adjusted not to mention getting the face made up-oops I mentioned it! Good luck for the game VV,and leave the fire-crackers at home! It's Only A Matter Of Time as OneF used to say.......... Ollie's Dad,Ash.

 


Red and Blue Army!
LONDON BORN PALACE BRED LIVE AND DIE FOR BLUE AND RED
Football is not just a game, its a religion

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View Palace15eagle's Profile Palace15eagle Flag London 01 Feb 13 5.01pm Send a Private Message to Palace15eagle Add Palace15eagle as a friend

No offence VV, but your the kind of person who somes up Charlon fans. Weird. And boring...

But the best "away fan" on the HOL.

Edited by Palace15eagle (01 Feb 2013 5.02pm)

 


Your HOL best newcomer of the year 2013.

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View Skinster's Profile Skinster Flag 01 Feb 13 8.57pm Send a Private Message to Skinster Add Skinster as a friend


He is back!
Blimey wont tomorrow be strange for your boys, a real home coming, All that reminiscing that will be going on... from our cast offs.
Chris Powell
Alex Dyer
Rickie Fuller
Leon Cort
Rhoys Wiggins
Damien Matthew
Paul Hart
and I expect Bradley spent many an afternoon in the main stand! Getting Piggy backs off of Alan Pardew.

If we listen carefully tomorrow Ill expect we may hear the famous Charlton song....which at the moment slips my mind.
Will you be bringing flairs tomorrow....pwoper nowty at Millwall werent ya! Still if you cant beat us on the pitch perhaps you'll have another go off of it. Bring a black scarf with ya (pinch one off of someones washing line if you havent got one) you may need to put it on to blend in i think there may be a few scores to be settled tomorrow wouldnt want your lipstick getting smudged!

Attendances are hovering around the 17000 mark I see now and that would be including all the 5 year season tickets ..... Ricky's wages must be starting to hurt now, probably why we didnt see anyone heading down the A2 towards the big top yesterday...even with a company horse and caravan thrown in! Looks like the Pikey king has decided its Championship for you next year again! Oh well! we can probably donate Jermaine to the cause! he wont be required where we are going!

Good time to play us really! so no excuses for you.
No Jedinak, Moritz, Garven, KG, a team full of loanees that havent played together and a 40 year old man up front! oh just in case its confusing , another new guy is not named after your horse, its Dobbie not Dobbin!
So all four of our first choice midfielders are missing.... how exciting for you! and a lovely excuse for us!

See you tomorrow, oh Ill be the one shoving your umbrella up your arse!

 

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View variantvalleyant's Profile variantvalleyant Flag 01 Feb 13 10.31pm Send a Private Message to variantvalleyant Add variantvalleyant as a friend

Skinny dipper, you are so right.

Without the mighty Charlton and its players, you would have no history at all (funny smiley thing made out of punctuation). Sad you had to let those quality players/management go – still you must be used to staff and players just upping and walking out on you by now.

Let’s have no talk of violence, you know I am a man of peace. As I recall it was your 12 year olds that started the flare nonsense back in September. I have my own way of attracting fellow sailors nowadays.

Due to the treaty of Pease Pottage, we are not allowed to discuss attendances on here, or else I get accused of being obsessed with them. I can tell you that there are 450 five-year ST holders, so hardly distorting attendances as you describe. Over 20,000 at the Valley last Saturday, incl 1600 visitors.

Don’t start with the injury excuses darling, we’ve all got ailments. I’ve been sucking a fisherman’s friend all day so that i’m in perfect voice for the game.

Thank you for the umbrella offer, but all the gay stuff is actually just a sham - for me anyway, but obviously not for you.

Alf Feeder Shane pets

VP

Truckin' by the railway station
I'm on the road again
Steerin' clear of all temptation
Unto the point of pain
When steamin' thru on cue
I hear that whistle blow

 

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Mmmm VV,far too cryptic for a Friday night. No excuses being offered on our part and we realise that you will never do so either. Enjoy the game and like excuses,we offer you no promises. So good-night and remember to Wake Me Up Before You Co-Co! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

 


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Football is not just a game, its a religion

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Quote variantvalleyant at 01 Feb 2013 10.31pm

Skinny dipper, you are so right.

Without the mighty Charlton and its players, you would have no history at all (funny smiley thing made out of punctuation). Sad you had to let those quality players/management go – still you must be used to staff and players just upping and walking out on you by now.

Let’s have no talk of violence, you know I am a man of peace. As I recall it was your 12 year olds that started the flare nonsense back in September. I have my own way of attracting fellow sailors nowadays.

Due to the treaty of Pease Pottage, we are not allowed to discuss attendances on here, or else I get accused of being obsessed with them. I can tell you that there are 450 five-year ST holders, so hardly distorting attendances as you describe. Over 20,000 at the Valley last Saturday, incl 1600 visitors.

Don’t start with the injury excuses darling, we’ve all got ailments. I’ve been sucking a fisherman’s friend all day so that i’m in perfect voice for the game.

Thank you for the umbrella offer, but all the gay stuff is actually just a sham - for me anyway, but obviously not for you.

Alf Feeder Shane pets

VP

Truckin' by the railway station
I'm on the road again
Steerin' clear of all temptation
Unto the point of pain
When steamin' thru on cue
I hear that whistle blow


Interestingly, without us letting you "share" Selhurst, you may have gone under and had no club. So actually, you're existence may be down to the pity of Crystal Palace F.C. Make of that what you will...

 


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'twas indeed our fans that let the red and blue smoke canisters off at the valley of death, but as I recall they weren't thrown on the pitch, what would you expect after all tis the only place we were able to smoke in your monastery of a ground! but just as you copy our staffing policy you attempt to copy our heros in black! .....20000 you say , but only 15000 for the top of league? Why were you scared of the strange men with funny accents that came down the M4 , or maybe it was the fickleness of the fans that expected defeat that went to watch west ham v man utd instead? Oh what a treat they missed! Your cup final!

As for violence, I'm afraid you started that with the ambushing of man, woman and child as we departed peacefully from your ground, you need not worry though we aren't like that we leave that to our thin blue line, we will be home with our feet up by the time they let you out.....oh you won't be leaving early my friend....you see our Croydon police love a riot they are well versed in it, so expect road blocks of yellow vested thugs with truncheons blocking your exit which ever way you turn! Hopefully none of them were related to the people that you so ruthlessly attacked. Couldn't even be mistaken identity......they wear black and make lots of noise remember!
No excuses from me but none the less only 4 will remain of the team that stole your dignity back in those heady days of september 2012.
Be careful it's been along time since you've been to our manor it can get a tad passionate........I doubt you go at all.....easy to prove however post a piccy of your darlings enjoying a pint of our home brew in the Arthur before kick off tomorrow! Sorry there is no wine!
Forget your umbrella and bring a rain mac instead coz I've a feeling we may piss all over you..... Don't forget your camera xxx

 

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