I hope he's back in time for England's next tournament as I'll need help against the England haters, like yourself!

Yeah.

Though I was on about Wiggy.

Lol, just like when those telepathic photographers "know" when he's going to make an appearance at the hospital. Or be playing with Bronx and Juliet in a park somewhere...

If it came out a few years down the line that Beckham did x,y and Z for charity, i'd be full of praise. The fact that he milks to it maximum PR potential every single time, is not....

He can f*** off.

Good Daily Heil article, which is a rarity.

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reading between the lines of the Mail article would seem that the image rights that go with Golden Balls even if he steps into the khazi for a p/iss would likely make the money he's donating to this charity seem like chicken feed considering the shirt sales/hair products, underpants etc that this overrated dipstick will will receive in the few months that he stays in Paris. This whole Brand Beckham like an out of control locomotive train, reminds me of a crack addled Kings Cross whore the night after a troop ship has dropped anchor in the harbour and letting the sex starved predatory service men buggering and committing all sorts of sordid acts on it, and after seaman spewing from every orifice the whore desperately gathers up the takings from the nights work, god I'm glad I never bought into this lunacy. Is there are more vainer man on the planet?

after 13 years in which Bernard Lerring had pulped over 4 thousand weasels he suffered a compound nervous breakdown.

Some years ago Viz comic featured a cartoon called Black Bag; The Faithful Border Bin Liner