Saved from the brink extinction, saved from the brink of relegation to League 1, unexpected promotion last season, actually got a good price for an academy player, fantastic owners, manager who appears to know what he is doing, a dramatic turn around in results despite being favourites to get relegated this season, great Jan transfer window, even Martin Keown is praising us.. all a bit too good to be true for palace, before you know it we might even get an extra minute on match of the day every week (so 3 in total).

Maybe that last one is a bit unrealistic.