while that is a little bit retarded, there is some sort of incey wincey spider possible, something about incey incey thomas climbed up the football league, up to the palace etc or something

Ulysses- very reasonable and somewhat insightful questions there young man.

I will answer your questions in turn.

1.We would all be standing, and we would all jump up with our arms spread with pride and our legs in a V.

2.We would need only be in the air for a matter of seconds and would jump on the syllable "spaiiii."

3. The 4 limb problem I have not managed to resolve as yet but may I assure you that I am working on addressing the issue. My current thought is that 4 limbs are enough to form a physical metaphor of a Spider.

4. When I say "less tune" I mean we can do what most songs do and remove the tune almost completely. I would think removing 78% - 84% but this is open to negotiation.Thanks.

I cannot believe an adult could spout so much bollocks.
Need to have a word with yourself and tell yourself to stop being a knobhead.

Oh my good God.

Without trying to be rude.....But I will, HAVE YOU NOT HAD YOUR MEDICATION TODAY.

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

A suggestion to resolve point 3, perhaps everyone in the crowd could team up with the person next to them to create some sort of 8 limbed version. Although with interlinking arms it would be less than 8 so this suggestion may also be useless.

Great ideas though. This is the sort of imagination that is crucial if we want to stay in the Prem.

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