I am aware I am posting on an april fool's joke thread and perhaps SP should not have made his comment on Zaha, but have you not noticed that the board's public statements have become far less frequent since Pulis joined the band?

On Zaha, perhaps a journalist asked a direct question and he gave a direct answer?

Yeah !

Get out of Jail Free card

"Reducing the number of revolutions per minute," Mr. Foster explained. "The surrogate goes round slower; therefore passes through the lung at longer intervals; therefore gives the embryo less oxygen. Nothing like oxygen-shortage for keeping an embryo below par." Again he rubbed his hands.

"But why do you want to keep the embryo below par?" asked an ingenuous student.

"Ass!" said the Director, breaking a long silence. "Hasn't it occurred to you that an Epsilon embryo must have an Epsilon environment as well as an Epsilon heredity?"

It evidently hadn't occurred to him. He was covered with confusion.

"The lower the caste," said Mr. Foster, "the shorter the oxygen." The first organ affected was the brain. After that the skeleton. At seventy per cent of normal oxygen you got dwarfs. At less than seventy eyeless monsters.

"Who are no use at all," concluded Mr. Foster.

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

Wow! That is dark? What is that from?

There are two kinds of person in this world:
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

One of the words you used there is right, i'll give you a hint, it wasn't 'April' and it rhymes with 'tool'. Both perfectly describe you.

Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan

I tried to make sense of this but as there was no punctuation used so it was. Impossible to un. Derstand exactly what was being. Written about or what points were being made but if the poster could come back and rewrite what. He had written before and add the required punctuation marks this. Would give me a chance to mu. ll over what has been written=