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 Charlie Croker  Hampshire 15 Aug 14 9.31am |
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Quote ASCPFC at 14 Aug 2014 4.59pm
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Jimmy Cricket' by staffie Stu Francis played with kids' toys and even dressed his missus up in a schoolboy uniform for all the world to see. Wasn't Stu Francis. You're thinking of Janette Krankie (married to Ian) - but they were on Crackerjack, hosted by Stu Francis. Also self-confessed swingers Stu Francis should, however, be arrested for crimes against comedy - lowlights include: Ooh! I could crush a grape/I could pop a balloon/I could rip a tissue/I could jump off a doll's house/I could wrestle an action man/I could duff a daffodil/I could test drive a Tonka etc.
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 15 Aug 14 11.34am |
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Sooty. Haven't heard much out of him about it all. And Sue always seemed to have a couple of black eyes.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| Horley Eagle Somewhere only I know 15 Aug 14 2.41pm |
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Quote mezzer at 15 Aug 2014 11.34am
Sooty. Haven't heard much out of him about it all. And Sue always seemed to have a couple of black eyes. Good call, I'm sure Sweep will be forced to squeak.
Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know. |
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| matt_himself Matataland 15 Aug 14 2.44pm |
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The Krankies. There is something not right there.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| Leicestershireeagle South Leicestershire 15 Aug 14 9.33pm |
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I've been waiting for Brucey since it all kicked off. Not that I think he are type, just that the public outrage would be spectacular. Any national treasure would be brilliant. Maggie Smith?
RED AND BLUE ARMY! |
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 28 Jul 15 4.48pm |
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I've heard an unsubstantiated rumour about a much loved celeb who's been batting off questions from Utree. Purely rumours so it's not worth divulging his name (or his two first names) suffice to say he's a national treasure. Who likes falling though bars, downing pina coladas and who's conviction would ruin UK Gold.
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| Stuk Top half 28 Jul 15 4.54pm |
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Quote Superfly at 28 Jul 2015 4.48pm
I've heard an unsubstantiated rumour about a much loved celeb who's been batting off questions from Utree. Purely rumours so it's not worth divulging his name (or his two first names) suffice to say he's a national treasure. Who likes falling though bars, downing pina coladas and who's conviction would ruin UK Gold. Crikey DM!
Optimistic as ever |
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Y Ddraig Goch  In The Crowd 28 Jul 15 4.55pm |
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Quote Superfly at 28 Jul 2015 4.48pm
I've heard an unsubstantiated rumour about a much loved celeb who's been batting off questions from Utree. Purely rumours so it's not worth divulging his name (or his two first names) suffice to say he's a national treasure. Who likes falling though bars, downing pina coladas and who's conviction would ruin UK Gold.
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| lankygit Lincoln 28 Jul 15 5.13pm |
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Though long dead, I always thought Benny Hill was a bit suspect.
Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link] |
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 28 Jul 15 5.14pm |
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Quote Superfly at 28 Jul 2015 4.48pm
I've heard an unsubstantiated rumour about a much loved celeb who's been batting off questions from Utree. Purely rumours so it's not worth divulging his name (or his two first names) suffice to say he's a national treasure. Who likes falling though bars, downing pina coladas and who's conviction would ruin UK Gold.
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| sa_eagle Just outside Cape Town 28 Jul 15 5.17pm |
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Quote matt_himself at 15 Aug 2014 2.44pm
The Krankies. There is something not right there. Untouchable now that she leads the SNP.
Cynic or realist? It's a fine line! |
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| Midlands Eagle 29 Jul 15 11.56am |
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Quote Stuk at 28 Jul 2015 4.54pm
Quote Superfly at 28 Jul 2015 4.48pm
I've heard an unsubstantiated rumour about a much loved celeb who's been batting off questions from Utree. Purely rumours so it's not worth divulging his name (or his two first names) suffice to say he's a national treasure. Who likes falling though bars, downing pina coladas and who's conviction would ruin UK Gold. Crikey DM! Can you give us another clue please?
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