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Says Ian Brown of the Stone Roses

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Suzanne Goddard QC, defending, cross-examined the singer about biology classes and suggested part of Mr Talbot's responsibility as a teacher was sex education.

Mr Brown said: "I doubt that's on the curriculum."

 


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Disappointed not to see a reference to an area of high pressure somewhere in that article.

Edited by Stuk (27 Jan 2015 8.32pm)

 


Optimistic as ever

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Quote Stuk at 27 Jan 2015 8.32pm

Disappointed not to see a reference to an area of high pressure somewhere in that article.

Edited by Stuk (27 Jan 2015 8.32pm)

'Fred's pants suddenly developed a warm front'

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 27 Jan 15 8.48pm

Quote morganistic at 27 Jan 2015 8.34pm

Quote Stuk at 27 Jan 2015 8.32pm

Disappointed not to see a reference to an area of high pressure somewhere in that article.

Edited by Stuk (27 Jan 2015 8.32pm)

'Fred's pants suddenly developed a warm front'


*collapses with gales of laughter.

Maurice Micklewhite get over here quick...

 

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Quote morganistic at 27 Jan 2015 8.34pm

Quote Stuk at 27 Jan 2015 8.32pm

Disappointed not to see a reference to an area of high pressure somewhere in that article.

Edited by Stuk (27 Jan 2015 8.32pm)

'Fred's pants suddenly developed a warm front'

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No wonder he wrote that cracker.

Edited by Stuk (27 Jan 2015 8.50pm)

 


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Following discussions with lawyers, the last track on the Stone Roses' debut album had to be changed from I Handled Fred's Erection

 


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Bye Bye Bad Man, you're Going Down

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 27 Jan 15 9.28pm

Didn't he do the weather from Albert's Cock.


 

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....Fred the Weatherman:

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This is just plain weird.

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Yes. And Brown entirely fails to realise the irony in his own choice of words: "It was 1974 and the teachers ruled with an iron rod." Apparently so.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 28 Jan 15 7.37am

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Explains the second stone roses album.

 


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You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

 


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