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You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to



Actually you can do a Degree in Onanism these days. It's a proper subject with some serious history going back many tens of thousands of years. Or millions for those doing the Onanism and Palaentology combined Bsc course.

Yeah, but your tutors aren't allowed to ask you whether you're any good at it now.

The practical exam must be an absolute spunk fest

 


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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am

You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to



Actually you can do a Degree in Onanism these days. It's a proper subject with some serious history going back many tens of thousands of years. Or millions for those doing the Onanism and Palaentology combined Bsc course.

Yeah, but your tutors aren't allowed to ask you whether you're any good at it now.

The practical exam must be an absolute spunk fest


Dunno why, but I now have an image of the student teacher (Miss Cummins) we had for French (long blond hair, knee high boots, short skirt) trussed up and being used for a degree in Bukkake.

 




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Additional: by today's standards it'd be poor Miss Cummins in the newspaper being booed like she was in the wrong.

 




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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am

You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to



Every time you mash your stubby wotsit stained fingers at the keyboard I wonder how bad versions 1 and 2 of 'blackgirl' must have been if they have settled on v.3.

Entertaining mind, even though you are starting to get a bit 'Tara Stout'

Edited by The Sash (28 Jan 2015 10.30am)


Ooooh dear.... you've defo attracted a troll/stalker there Sash!

Good luck with that!

 

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My nan taught me.

 

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Quote fledgling at 28 Jan 2015 11.15am

My nan taught me.

Always good to consult someone with experience.

 




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Quote fledgling at 28 Jan 2015 11.15am

My nan taught me.


must.not.google.

 


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Quote Hoof Hearted at 28 Jan 2015 10.59am

Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 10.28am

Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am

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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am

You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to



Every time you mash your stubby wotsit stained fingers at the keyboard I wonder how bad versions 1 and 2 of 'blackgirl' must have been if they have settled on v.3.

Entertaining mind, even though you are starting to get a bit 'Tara Stout'

Edited by The Sash (28 Jan 2015 10.30am)


Ooooh dear.... you've defo attracted a troll/stalker there Sash!

Good luck with that!

I've had worse Hoof

 


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From Ian Brown's testimony:

"Mr Brown said: "A three minute film on a Super 8 projector of a guy walking into a room dressed in denims, sits on bed, takes trousers down and masturbates."

Was the person Mr Brown was describing DanH?

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Having the house to myself the other day decided for the first time in ages to knock one out to a bargain bin 'adult' DVD that I purchased from the local Best One on the corner.

It was all quite disappointing as the film started as it just seemed to be (a very dark and grainy image of) a middle aged man sitting in a front room with his trousers around his ankles and his cock in his hand.

I was just getting up to eject it and take it back to Mohammed for a refund when I realised I hadn't turned the TV on yet

 


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Not deaded - 5 years for noncery

During the trial, the jury heard his teaching career came to "an abrupt end" after he made an indecent proposal to two pupils he had invited to his home to look at his telescope.

 


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