Do you poo at work?
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 Johnny Eagles  berlin 03 Feb 15 4.25pm |
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A mate of mine recently revealed to me that he prefers not to lay a cable while at work. I was a bit dumbfounded to be honest. I don't think twice about it.
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| Hoof Hearted 03 Feb 15 4.33pm | |
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I prefer to download at home in my own bathroom. You can have a 'proper' clean up afterwards rather than a wipe with a bit of paper in a cubicle. Laying a cable at work leads to chugnuts (or dangleberries).
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baldeagle73  Leamington spa 03 Feb 15 4.39pm |
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Never s*** at work or in pubs or clubs
walking down the holmesdale road to see the palace aces! |
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| Part Time James 03 Feb 15 4.49pm |
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I never used to. I was known for it in my office "The chap who doesn't poo at work", I was almost an outcast for it. Then one day the old monkey tail popped out to say hello and I couldn't odds it. Since then I'm almost disappointed if the contractions don't start at work as it's become part of my daily routine. Edited by Part Time James (03 Feb 2015 4.49pm)
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| npn Crowborough 03 Feb 15 4.52pm |
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Dropping the kids off at the pool while being paid for it - what's not to love? I used to have a little application on my PC - "what's my poo worth?". Give it your hourly salary, hit the button when you head off to trap 2, press the button again on your return, and you are presented with the amount of cash you've just been paid for evacuating your bowels! Edited by npn (03 Feb 2015 4.59pm)
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| LABoxers Wallington 03 Feb 15 4.58pm |
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Defo crap at work! You're getting paid to poo!!!
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| OknotOK Cockfosters, London 03 Feb 15 5.01pm |
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Mate of my mine at my old work used to stand up, ask those around if he could borrow a newspaper, and proudly stride off to the bogs, returning some minutes later.
"It's almost like a moral decision. Except not really cos noone is going to find out," Jez, Peep Show |
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| Oliver Bodega Bay 03 Feb 15 5.05pm |
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Hell yeah
I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like. |
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blind eagle  Covington.Tennessee 03 Feb 15 5.08pm |
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Quote Johnny Eagles at 03 Feb 2015 4.25pm
A mate of mine recently revealed to me that he prefers not to lay a cable while at work. I was a bit dumbfounded to be honest. I don't think twice about it.
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 03 Feb 15 5.11pm |
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Yes, but occasionally use the bogs on the disused floor below ours, if conditions are forecast to be scorching. Also longer to walk = more pay for your poo.
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to. |
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| morganistic 03 Feb 15 5.43pm |
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Funnily enough i've just arrived at work and went straight for a massive sh*t. The pleasantries had to wait.
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martinb75  Tampere 03 Feb 15 6.43pm |
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Quote npn at 03 Feb 2015 4.52pm
Dropping the kids off at the pool while being paid for it - what's not to love? I used to have a little application on my PC - "what's my poo worth?". Give it your hourly salary, hit the button when you head off to trap 2, press the button again on your return, and you are presented with the amount of cash you've just been paid for evacuating your bowels! [smalwhat a fantastic "crap app"
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