Dynorod Laver

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Ahh....that's better. I've an end (full of) dhal.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Only if I have to, and even then I'll use a secluded disabled toilet if necessary...

...Provided there isn't someone who needs it more

I'll never forget the day that Danny Butterfield scored that hattrick.
And when Ambrose scored that worldy at Old Trafford.

Red and Blue Army! No Matter What.

Grafitti.
At work you get it.
At home you don't.

In the staff toilet at Orpington Station (only visible to those sat on the throne):

"CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW THE ONLY BLOKE IN THIS PLACE WHO KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"

There's a certain 'Rite of (back)Passage' about taking the first dump at a new job that too. And finding where the bogroll is kept......wastes a few minutes but cannot be objected to by bosses.

I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football.
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Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely.
Come and JOIN.
Or they'll nick your telly.

s***ting on the clock is one of lifes little joys. Getting paid to take a dump just feels right :P

When I was a young boy ..
I got told you could catch Aids from public toilet seats so have decided against it ever since