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7mins In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.13am
... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s***e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball. I don't feel bad about kicking him, but I do feel bad for the ref, he was only 18, and as the game became more and more violent he took a load of abuse from the coppers teammates. The highlight was our keeper who although he wasn't allowed out the area, came steaming out and took him out just above the hip... That's when the copper lost it... He wanted to brain our keeper who is a floppy haired student who looks like a feminine version of Harry Styles... I told our hard up student that I will pay his subs from now on, for that tackle alone. I'm pretty sure the copper didn't recognise me.
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In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.13am

... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s***e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball.
I don't feel bad about kicking him, but I do feel bad for the ref, he was only 18, and as the game became more and more violent he took a load of abuse from the coppers teammates.
The highlight was our keeper who although he wasn't allowed out the area, came steaming out and took him out just above the hip... That's when the copper lost it... He wanted to brain our keeper who is a floppy haired student who looks like a feminine version of Harry Styles... I told our hard up student that I will pay his subs from now on, for that tackle alone.
I'm pretty sure the copper didn't recognise me.

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Harpo Oxfordshire 16 Feb 15 9.23am
Justice in action. Well done.
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Oxfordshire 16 Feb 15 9.23am

Justice in action.

Well done.

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Moose In the sewer pipe... 16 Feb 15 9.58am
Thank you for this story, best I've heard in a while. Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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In the sewer pipe... 16 Feb 15 9.58am

Thank you for this story, best I've heard in a while.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 16 Feb 15 12.09pm
I do like a story with a happy ending As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 16 Feb 15 12.09pm

I do like a story with a happy ending

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 16 Feb 15 12.41pm
So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable? I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.
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On the edge of reason 16 Feb 15 12.41pm

So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast.

And people on here think that's acceptable?

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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Hoof Hearted 16 Feb 15 12.47pm
Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable? I was thinking that........
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Hoof Hearted 16 Feb 15 12.47pm

Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm

And people on here think that's acceptable?

I was thinking that........

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Lyons550 Shirley 16 Feb 15 1.23pm
Playing for a Met Police side on Saturdays as I do...I'm never lost for words with the amount of opponents trying to break my f***ing legs thinking I'm a copper. The Voice of Reason In An Otherwise Mediocre World
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Shirley 16 Feb 15 1.23pm

Playing for a Met Police side on Saturdays as I do...I'm never lost for words with the amount of opponents trying to break my f***ing legs thinking I'm a copper.

The Voice of Reason In An Otherwise Mediocre World

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suicideatselhurst crawley 16 Feb 15 1.33pm
Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.13am ... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s***e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball. I don't feel bad about kicking him, but I do feel bad for the ref, he was only 18, and as the game became more and more violent he took a load of abuse from the coppers teammates. The highlight was our keeper who although he wasn't allowed out the area, came steaming out and took him out just above the hip... That's when the copper lost it... He wanted to brain our keeper who is a floppy haired student who looks like a feminine version of Harry Styles... I told our hard up student that I will pay his subs from now on, for that tackle alone. I'm pretty sure the copper didn't recognise me. Theres someone in my head ... But its not me X/Box game Tag bazcpfc1961, clan (HMS)
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crawley 16 Feb 15 1.33pm

Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.13am

Theres someone in my head ... But its not me

X/Box game Tag bazcpfc1961, clan (HMS)

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suicideatselhurst crawley 16 Feb 15 1.33pm
Quote suicideatselhurst at 16 Feb 2015 1.33pm Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.13am ... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s*e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball. I don't feel bad about kicking him, but I do feel bad for the ref, he was only 18, and as the game became more and more violent he took a load of abuse from the coppers teammates. The highlight was our keeper who although he wasn't allowed out the area, came steaming out and took him out just above the hip... That's when the copper lost it... He wanted to brain our keeper who is a floppy haired student who looks like a feminine version of Harry Styles... I told our hard up student that I will pay his subs from now on, for that tackle alone. I'm pretty sure the copper didn't recognise me**. You want to fvking hope he didn't mate Theres someone in my head ... But its not me X/Box game Tag bazcpfc1961, clan (HMS)
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crawley 16 Feb 15 1.33pm

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Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.13am

You want to fvking hope he didn't mate

Theres someone in my head ... But its not me

X/Box game Tag bazcpfc1961, clan (HMS)

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martin2412 Living The Dream 16 Feb 15 1.45pm
If he goes to the FA to complain about his injuries, just say he must have fell down the stairs.
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Living The Dream 16 Feb 15 1.45pm

If he goes to the FA to complain about his injuries, just say he must have fell down the stairs.

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Moose In the sewer pipe... 16 Feb 15 2.03pm
It's a funny story, well told. Yet again it's amazing how some on this site who constantly harangue those who would take offence on other people's behalf get so uptight themselves. People can really stick their faux moralising where it don't shine. Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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In the sewer pipe... 16 Feb 15 2.03pm

It's a funny story, well told.

Yet again it's amazing how some on this site who constantly harangue those who would take offence on other people's behalf get so uptight themselves. People can really stick their faux moralising where it don't shine.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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7mins In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.04pm
Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable? This harmless 6ft plus officer tried his best to knock out our goal keeper, only his teammates stopped him. I can't find the original thread where he gave me the ticket, but if you do find it it, you will realise he was a douche bag of the highest order, we're not speaking about a copper giving someone a ticket for driving 30ft without a seatbelt, we're talking about a copper using his position to be a grade A C*.... and I think it's no bad thing if he gets a kicking for acting like a C*... hopefully he'll learn from it. Also if his first reaction from a bad foul is to try and hit our keeper... maybe he isn't officer material.
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In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.04pm

Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm

And people on here think that's acceptable?

This harmless 6ft plus officer tried his best to knock out our goal keeper, only his teammates stopped him. I can't find the original thread where he gave me the ticket, but if you do find it it, you will realise he was a douche bag of the highest order, we're not speaking about a copper giving someone a ticket for driving 30ft without a seatbelt, we're talking about a copper using his position to be a grade A C***.... and I think it's no bad thing if he gets a kicking for acting like a C***... hopefully he'll learn from it.
Also if his first reaction from a bad foul is to try and hit our keeper... maybe he isn't officer material.

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