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View The Sash's Profile The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 26 Feb 15 12.50pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote Stuk at 25 Feb 2015 4.40pm

Shove a pint of maggots through his letter box in the middle of the night.

That always works better when someone goes on away on their 2 weeks holiday...


 


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Quote The Sash at 26 Feb 2015 12.50pm

Quote Stuk at 25 Feb 2015 4.40pm

Shove a pint of maggots through his letter box in the middle of the night.

That always works better when someone goes on away on their 2 weeks holiday...


It does, but give it an hour even and you aren't finding 90% of them.

 


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Quote Stuk at 26 Feb 2015 1.48pm

Quote The Sash at 26 Feb 2015 12.50pm

Quote Stuk at 25 Feb 2015 4.40pm

Shove a pint of maggots through his letter box in the middle of the night.

That always works better when someone goes on away on their 2 weeks holiday...


It does, but give it an hour even and you aren't finding 90% of them.


Yes, and put them in a pound of cheap mince. The maggots eat the mince and use all that goodness and energy to reproduce like the clappers. By the time the owner comes home, there is no trace of the mince, but the place looks like it has been visited by one of the Plagues of Egypt.

 

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View sxp55's Profile sxp55 Flag South Norwood 26 Feb 15 2.03pm Send a Private Message to sxp55 Add sxp55 as a friend

kill him with said sledgehammer and bury him under his own garage.

 


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View Horley Eagle's Profile Horley Eagle Flag Somewhere only I know 26 Feb 15 2.10pm Send a Private Message to Horley Eagle Add Horley Eagle as a friend

Quote sxp55 at 26 Feb 2015 2.03pm

kill him with said sledgehammer and bury him under his own garage.

Yes I would definitely go for this softly softly approach.


 


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