In 1963 when I was 9 years old I visited Dallas with my parents.

I got bored standing around and found this gun hidden under a bush.

Lots of people were there cheering for something or someone and I stumbled on what Americans call a grassy knoll and the gun accidentally went off.

I threw it back in the bushes and ran back over to my parents who were cowering behind a bush.

All hell broke loose and policemen on motor bikes escorted this open top car away with sirens.

To this day I do not know what happened or whether my actions meant anything?

Sounds very similar to an incident I had with Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914 Hoof.
Fortunately we all saw the funny side.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

Ah, yes, becks. That voluntary work you did after you retired.

Big chest and massive boobs

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when I was about 10 yrs old me and a few boys from the village we lived in stole a few bottles of communion wine from the church and drank it,
we were caught by the police staggering through the village and had to pay the local vicar back out of our pocket money and send him an apologetic letter...
we were not charged by the old bill but our parents battered us..........

I think I got a few girls pregnant but I changed my phone number so we're all good.

I always practice safe sex, I use a fake ID and phone service.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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