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My neighbour Barry drives a bus and is a great bloke.
What he's like behind the wheel of a bus though is a question that I can't answer.

"Barry the Bus Driver" thats got c*** written all over it


He's built like the proverbial...


So what your saying is that Barry the bus driver is a massive c***.


I wouldn't say that to his face if I were you.

Why not ?

Because it's rude, uncouth and might result in a smack round the chops.


So how come he's never hit you then ? As for a smack in the chops I've had more of those than you've had hot dinners, tell your boyfriend I couldn't give a f***.

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Rugby initiation or DanH?


Boxing.

 


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Bus drivers and bouncers, 2 groups of people who are unanimously human detritus

 

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c***s who should have tried harder at school.

 

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View Pete53's Profile Pete53 Flag Hassocks 11 Mar 15 9.12pm Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

I was on the 119 a number of years ago. The bus had stopped at East Croydon and there was this bloke waiting at the stop. Now this bloke had an unfortunate speech impediment and when the doors opened he asked the driver if the bus went near "Biggy ill". Now to me it was pretty obvious he meant Biggin Hill but the driver just said "never heard of it mate" and shut the doors on him and drove off. Nice chap.

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chateauferret Flag 19 Mar 15 12.37am

Utter @rse today in Princes' St, outside Waverley station driving the 22 to Ocean Terminal. Saw me running across the street, waving at him, actually looked at me and smiled and waited until I got onto the pavement by the bus stop.

Then slammed the door in my face and drove off.

Don't think it was the same one as who last week wouldn't let me on when the sodding electronic tickets app on my phone wouldn't connect to their rotten server and sat there going round and round and complaining that it couldn't connect. Of course it was "nothing to do" with him, and of course pointing out that they were the same company was "abuse".

But they've had enough practice. No bus driver in Edinburgh has given anyone change in living memory. Exact money only. £1.50 or use these bl**dy electronic tickets that ne driver work or a season ticket thingy that only pays for itself if you live, work, eat and sleep on the bus.

If it weren't for the bagpipes and the tartan shops and the castle you would be forgiven for thinking you were in Brighton.

 


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