Hammond granted you that wish, but he's actually immortal it would appear.

Optimistic as ever

Theres a show on at the minute called I survived a zombie apocalypse, its fun if you like that kind of thing, It kind of reminds me of those Zombie experience events you get, I really think the beeb are missing a trick though.

Those involved should be flung into a real end of world event, it would be far more interesting watching contestants starve & freeze to death before turning on each other & eating the weak & wearing their victims skins for warmth.

Of course the winner is welcome to two weeks in the Costa's & as much rehab as they like to integrate back into society.

Now thats a show.

Sex Panther 60% of the time it works every time