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Find it difficult to believe, whenever I get food from Greggs it's never hot

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 01 Apr 15 12.40pm

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Find it difficult to believe, whenever I get food from Greggs it's never hot

lol, I assumed he must have microwaved it before entry


 


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Pasty Kensit ?

 


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Quote The Sash at 01 Apr 2015 1.32pm

Pasty Kensit ?

She'd probably leave yer knob all red and with a burning sensation too.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 01 Apr 15 1.54pm

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Quote The Sash at 01 Apr 2015 1.32pm

Pasty Kensit ?

She'd probably leave yer knob all red and with a burning sensation too.

Probably had more tasteless stuffing than a Greggs pasty as well.


 


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Gonna have a different thought about "Toad in the Hole" from now on

 

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Wonder if it was meat or veggie?

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 01 Apr 15 3.32pm

Quote Old Chap at 01 Apr 2015 2.50pm

Wonder if it was meat or veggie?

Quornographic.

 


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Hoof Hearted 01 Apr 15 4.56pm

Four Skinster's pasties please!

 

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Dude must've just watched Jim in American Pie and thought 'hmmm maybe this pastry could do a job !

 


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Pussay Patrol Flag 01 Apr 15 9.45pm

Quote Old Chap at 01 Apr 2015 2.50pm

Wonder if it was meat or veggie?


meat and 2 veggie

 


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But did he get its' number for his filofax?

 

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