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View PeatlingPalace's Profile PeatlingPalace Flag Peatling Leicestershire, UK 11 Apr 15 5.30pm Send a Private Message to PeatlingPalace Add PeatlingPalace as a friend

What happened to Saturday nights when I had to be dragged from the depths of depression by a night down the pub or a
take-away ?

Why don't I need a big hug and beer based therapy ?

Who is this man walking round the house with a big grin ?

Why are we definately staying up to watch MOTD ?

 


When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ?

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View Lucas Oliver's Profile Lucas Oliver Flag Miles away 11 Apr 15 5.37pm Send a Private Message to Lucas Oliver Add Lucas Oliver as a friend

Why would your missus not like you being happy?

 


Nope it's not my name

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View PeatlingPalace's Profile PeatlingPalace Flag Peatling Leicestershire, UK 11 Apr 15 5.44pm Send a Private Message to PeatlingPalace Add PeatlingPalace as a friend

You're single then ?

 


When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ?

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View rednblueblood's Profile rednblueblood 12 Apr 15 7.43pm Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

Its a woman's job to make you miserable.

 


In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 12 Apr 15 7.59pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Quote rednblueblood at 12 Apr 2015 7.43pm

Its a woman's job to make you miserable.

Part of the job description. I gave her top marks in her "Appraisal" !

I never forget the time we first met - but I keep trying !


 

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 15 Apr 15 11.14pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Quote PeatlingPalace at 11 Apr 2015 5.30pm

What happened to Saturday nights when I had to be dragged from the depths of depression by a night down the pub or a
take-away ?

Why don't I need a big hug and beer based therapy ?

Who is this man walking round the house with a big grin ?

Why are we definately staying up to watch MOTD ?


So your better half is now redundant - you don't need cheering up. So is she peeved because you don't need huggies anymore or is it because she now has to watch MOTD? And my one doesn't want me to be miserable, she wants me to earn, which is of course pretty much the same thing.

 

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View matthau's Profile matthau Flag South Croydon 15 Apr 15 11.22pm Send a Private Message to matthau Add matthau as a friend

Feel sorry for you guys.

I've been a supporter since 89 and her about 2 yrs.

now she's worse than me, filipino and crazy.

she loves Murray and ward (cos he's a pretty boy)

and always wants to watch match of the day.

Im the one who has to cheer her up when we lose.


 

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View oghash's Profile oghash Flag 20 Jun 15 2.51am Send a Private Message to oghash Add oghash as a friend

She's always looking over the moon when i see her, will take a phito next time if you like.

 


Why would anyone chose to be a Seagull? The Eagle is a far superior creature.

The Seagull lives under it's damp pier meekly looking out, blinded by the sheer quality of the Eagle's palace.

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View blind eagle's Profile blind eagle Flag Covington.Tennessee 10 Nov 15 6.39pm Send a Private Message to blind eagle Add blind eagle as a friend

Quote Lucas Oliver at 11 Apr 2015 5.37pm

Why would your missus not like you being happy?


Because the next step in his happiness mode is perhaps sexual?

 

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Hoof Hearted 11 Nov 15 11.37am

My Mrs is not happy either.......

She belongs to a lotto syndicate at work and was one number out for the Euromillions jackpot last Friday evening.

Instead of sharing £71 Million they are sharing £3500!

She's gutted bless her.

I couldn't cheer her up by advising her that the syndicate had defied the odds by getting 6 numbers right and that to get 7 right was over 116 million to one!

 

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View doi209's Profile doi209 Flag Fighting for the weak and innocent... 11 Nov 15 11.41am Send a Private Message to doi209 Add doi209 as a friend

Quote Hoof Hearted at 11 Nov 2015 11.37am

My Mrs is not happy either.......

She belongs to a lotto syndicate at work and was one number out for the Euromillions jackpot last Friday evening.

Instead of sharing £71 Million they are sharing £3500!

She's gutted bless her.

I couldn't cheer her up by advising her that the syndicate had defied the odds by getting 6 numbers right and that to get 7 right was over 116 million to one!

I nearly won the lottery once. I lived next door to the winner.

 

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