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Quote Part Time James at 29 Apr 2015 12.55pm

Quote the despotic banana at 29 Apr 2015 12.52pm

"So, can I get a panini and an expresso?"

F*ck off.


Is that because of their camp breakfast choices or their use of English?


1. Starting a sentence with "So...".
2. Saying "can I get...".
3. Panini is a plural.
4. It's an espresso.

 


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Shopkeepers who add "...today?"

And will you want a muffin with that coffee today?

No, but I will pre-order a pain au raisin for tomorrow

 

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Quote Charlie Croker at 29 Apr 2015 12.07pm

"Like" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see TOWIE)

"You know" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see D Beckham or most footballers)

"Would/could of" instead of would have/could have

Saying "hashtag" in front of words - as if that's supposed to mean something useful to the listener

"Sick" for good

"Dope" for good

"Phat/Fat"(not sure & don't care on spelling) for good - what's wrong with "good"??

I guess I'm not down with the kids - or whatever the correct term is for that now, and don't even get me started on text speak in normal, everyday conversation.

Edited by Charlie Croker (29 Apr 2015 12.08pm)

I think you can forgive footballers for using filler words on tv interviews when they have a camera in their face after running around for 90 mins. Especially when they're not paid to make fancy speeches.

 

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Quote silvertop at 29 Apr 2015 2.00pm

Shopkeepers who add "...today?"

And will you want a muffin with that coffee today?

No, but I will pre-order a pain au raisin for tomorrow


Hahaha, love it.

"No, I wanted it yesterday you lazy c**t, chop chop"

 




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Since when was it acceptable to answer question with "So, ......"

 


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1. Adding "right" to the end of a sentence e.g "Julian played well today, right?". Are you asking me or telling me? Know your own f*cking mind.

2. When did we all start saying "bat sh!t crazy" and stop saying "basta*d chronic". I can't keep up.

Edited by fledgling (29 Apr 2015 2.51pm)

 

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Quote on me shed son at 29 Apr 2015 2.18pm

Quote Charlie Croker at 29 Apr 2015 12.07pm

"Like" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see TOWIE)

"You know" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see D Beckham or most footballers)

"Would/could of" instead of would have/could have

Saying "hashtag" in front of words - as if that's supposed to mean something useful to the listener

"Sick" for good

"Dope" for good

"Phat/Fat"(not sure & don't care on spelling) for good - what's wrong with "good"??

I guess I'm not down with the kids - or whatever the correct term is for that now, and don't even get me started on text speak in normal, everyday conversation.

Edited by Charlie Croker (29 Apr 2015 12.08pm)

I think you can forgive footballers for using filler words on tv interviews when they have a camera in their face after running around for 90 mins. Especially when they're not paid to make fancy speeches.


I was on the bus the other day and saw a girl do a "hashtag" sign with her fingers every time she said spoke and ended her sentence with hashtag this or hashtag that.

Very annoying.

 

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Quote jj_cpfc at 29 Apr 2015 2.54pm

Quote on me shed son at 29 Apr 2015 2.18pm

Quote Charlie Croker at 29 Apr 2015 12.07pm

"Like" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see TOWIE)

"You know" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see D Beckham or most footballers)

"Would/could of" instead of would have/could have

Saying "hashtag" in front of words - as if that's supposed to mean something useful to the listener

"Sick" for good

"Dope" for good

"Phat/Fat"(not sure & don't care on spelling) for good - what's wrong with "good"??

I guess I'm not down with the kids - or whatever the correct term is for that now, and don't even get me started on text speak in normal, everyday conversation.

Edited by Charlie Croker (29 Apr 2015 12.08pm)

I think you can forgive footballers for using filler words on tv interviews when they have a camera in their face after running around for 90 mins. Especially when they're not paid to make fancy speeches.


I was on the bus the other day and saw a girl do a "hashtag" sign with her fingers every time she said spoke and ended her sentence with hashtag this or hashtag that.

Very annoying.


I would've had to have #executed her.

 




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Quote jj_cpfc at 29 Apr 2015 2.54pm

Quote on me shed son at 29 Apr 2015 2.18pm

Quote Charlie Croker at 29 Apr 2015 12.07pm

"Like" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see TOWIE)

"You know" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see D Beckham or most footballers)

"Would/could of" instead of would have/could have

Saying "hashtag" in front of words - as if that's supposed to mean something useful to the listener

"Sick" for good

"Dope" for good

"Phat/Fat"(not sure & don't care on spelling) for good - what's wrong with "good"??

I guess I'm not down with the kids - or whatever the correct term is for that now, and don't even get me started on text speak in normal, everyday conversation.

Edited by Charlie Croker (29 Apr 2015 12.08pm)

I think you can forgive footballers for using filler words on tv interviews when they have a camera in their face after running around for 90 mins. Especially when they're not paid to make fancy speeches.


I was on the bus the other day and saw a girl do a "hashtag" sign with her fingers every time she said spoke and ended her sentence with hashtag this or hashtag that.

Very annoying.


#kickherinthegirlbollocksuntilshestops

 


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Quote lambsandwich at 29 Apr 2015 12.15pm

I hate "Can I get" with a passion but the ones that really get me at the moment are, your instead of you'll eg " We're gonna win the league, your see" and are instead of our "Keep you hands of are Yannick" admittedly these are used mostly in the written form but still annoying.

How about people saying "you" instead of "your" and "of" instead of "off"?

 


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View The Sash's Profile The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 29 Apr 15 3.48pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Its not a figure of speech but the amount of people who confuse the word 'Loose' and 'Lose' (as in I saw Palace loose at Arsenal) is reaching epidemic proportions and the only way I can see of rectifying it is by culling...

 


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I've also come across a few who confuse 'brought' with 'bought'.

"I brought myself a ticket to the next palace game"

This is one which is spoken but not often written as far as I have noticed.
Very frustrating none the less.

 

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