Britain's Got Talent.
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jamiemartin721  Reading 01 Jun 15 4.29pm |
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Never actually seen it, but you can't avoid hearing about it. For everyone who entered or took part, I'd like to point out that you should consider the reality of your situation, in that you lost a competition to a dog. And not even a famous dog, like Lassie. Ritual Seppuku is without doubt the only life choice left to you. You are less interesting that something that has to lick its own asshole, speaks no languages and muster almost as many facial expressions as Joan Collins.
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 Stuk Top half 01 Jun 15 4.49pm |
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Britain's got pets. I should also like to add that the entire 'public' process other than picking the winner, from the provided shortlist, is a sham.
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| LABoxers Wallington 01 Jun 15 4.56pm |
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Didn't a dog win last year too? Britain hasn't got a lot of talent tbh.
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| Stuk Top half 01 Jun 15 4.58pm |
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Quote LABoxers at 01 Jun 2015 4.56pm
Didn't a dog win last year too? Britain hasn't got a lot of talent tbh. Either that or a foreigner.
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 01 Jun 15 5.17pm |
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Turns out, the dog ain't got much talent either
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| derben 01 Jun 15 5.23pm |
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Why are cake inscripters so overlooked?
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 01 Jun 15 5.26pm |
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Quote derben at 01 Jun 2015 5.23pm
Why are cake inscripters so overlooked?
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 01 Jun 15 5.26pm |
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Quote derben at 01 Jun 2015 5.23pm
Why are cake inscripters so overlooked?
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| Stuk Top half 01 Jun 15 5.37pm |
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Quote Superfly at 01 Jun 2015 5.17pm
Turns out, the dog ain't got much talent either
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| johnfirewall 01 Jun 15 6.58pm |
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It's a fcuking disgrace. I think it's those who to choose to watch people performing unremarkable acts that need to take a look at themselves. And no, I can't teach a dog to hypnotise people, (and funnily enough neither can anyone else on the planet) because I'm busy having a actual job. X Factor is even worse. All the same sort of morons that quit work to go on Big Brother. It all just undermines the plight of jobbing actors and musicians and imparts the sort of mentality that sees people getting upset at Simon Cowell for telling them they're sh1t and not making them an overnight star. I'm too young for the golden age of Variety but it feels like they've run out of ways to entertain anyone with a double figure IQ. Edited by johnfirewall (01 Jun 2015 7.03pm)
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Jun 15 7.22pm |
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Quote Superfly at 01 Jun 2015 5.17pm
Turns out, the dog ain't got much talent either So the dog didn't only beat the magician, he beat the magician using misdirection. How s**t a magician do you have to be that you can't beat a dog, at magic.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Jun 15 7.23pm |
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Quote derben at 01 Jun 2015 5.23pm
Why are cake inscripters so overlooked? Maybe they misread the title, BGT and refuse to take part.
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