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Part Time James 11 Jun 15 4.44pm
When one of my colleagues announced his engagement I suggested we all chip in for a dwarf stripper for his stag do. We all chuckled a small amount whilst looking at a website and that was the end of it. The next day one of the contractors in the department who barely ever speaks and had NEVER spoken to me before (this is in a department of only 20 people) sidled up to me by the coffee machine and said "You know that website you found with the dwarf strippers? Did it say whether you're allowed to f**k them?". This will always be the most awkward one way conversation I have ever been involved in. I am proud at my professional response of "I'm not sure actually, you might need to read the small print".
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When one of my colleagues announced his engagement I suggested we all chip in for a dwarf stripper for his stag do. We all chuckled a small amount whilst looking at a website and that was the end of it. The next day one of the contractors in the department who barely ever speaks and had NEVER spoken to me before (this is in a department of only 20 people) sidled up to me by the coffee machine and said "You know that website you found with the dwarf strippers? Did it say whether you're allowed to f**k them?".

This will always be the most awkward one way conversation I have ever been involved in. I am proud at my professional response of "I'm not sure actually, you might need to read the small print".

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Part Time James 11 Jun 15 4.46pm
Quote ManicMark at 10 Jun 2015 3.23pm Quote martinb75 at 10 Jun 2015 11.23am Quote Hoof Hearted at 10 Jun 2015 10.50am Quote skatman at 10 Jun 2015 9.01am [Link] First website I found on Google offers them. You're literally the worst Best Man ever! You're a legend skatters! Does that mean Skatman gets an invite to view the forementioned "dwarf stripper" ? Skatman would get an invite if he'd found one that does a dwarf stripper. The all do dwarf hire but none of these do strippers. I should know, I've asked them. At least I've found a gap in the market. Easier than finding a gap in a dwarf.
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11 Jun 15 4.46pm

Quote ManicMark at 10 Jun 2015 3.23pm

Quote martinb75 at 10 Jun 2015 11.23am

Quote Hoof Hearted at 10 Jun 2015 10.50am

Quote skatman at 10 Jun 2015 9.01am

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First website I found on Google offers them.

You're literally the worst Best Man ever!

You're a legend skatters!

Does that mean Skatman gets an invite to view the forementioned "dwarf stripper" ?

Skatman would get an invite if he'd found one that does a dwarf stripper. The all do dwarf hire but none of these do strippers. I should know, I've asked them. At least I've found a gap in the market.

Easier than finding a gap in a dwarf.

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jamiemartin721 Reading 11 Jun 15 10.28pm
Quote Part Time James at 11 Jun 2015 4.44pm When one of my colleagues announced his engagement I suggested we all chip in for a dwarf stripper for his stag do. We all chuckled a small amount whilst looking at a website and that was the end of it. The next day one of the contractors in the department who barely ever speaks and had NEVER spoken to me before (this is in a department of only 20 people) sidled up to me by the coffee machine and said "You know that website you found with the dwarf strippers? Did it say whether you're allowed to f**k them?". This will always be the most awkward one way conversation I have ever been involved in. I am proud at my professional response of "I'm not sure actually, you might need to read the small print". Always the quiet ones... "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Quote Part Time James at 11 Jun 2015 4.44pm

This will always be the most awkward one way conversation I have ever been involved in. I am proud at my professional response of "I'm not sure actually, you might need to read the small print".

Always the quiet ones...

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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jamiemartin721 Reading 11 Jun 15 10.30pm
Quote Superfly at 11 Jun 2015 4.27pm Jamie - if you could find a link calling my boss a cu*t then you might be able to get me sacked a bit sooner. I'll try again at home With a tune [Link] "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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jamiemartin721

Reading 11 Jun 15 10.30pm

Quote Superfly at 11 Jun 2015 4.27pm

Jamie - if you could find a link calling my boss a cu*t then you might be able to get me sacked a bit sooner.

I'll try again at home

With a tune

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"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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