Stonehenge an ancient meeting place for bellends?
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 bexleydave  Barnehurst 22 Jun 15 4.28pm |
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New theory claims Stonehenge was ancient meeting point for bellends: A stunning new theory proposes that Stonehenge was little more than a great place for annoying tossers to congregate.
Bexley Dave Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing! "The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum) |
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| rednblueblood 23 Jun 15 1.25pm |
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See you Down there Dave,same spot as usual?
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| bexleydave Barnehurst 23 Jun 15 1.42pm |
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Quote rednblueblood at 23 Jun 2015 1.25pm
See you Down there Dave,same spot as usual?
Bexley Dave Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing! "The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum) |
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 24 Jun 15 10.23am |
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Mate I live literally jujst down the road from the "bunch of stones" and the barstard traffic the hippies cause every year is a rigt royal pain in the arse. As an aside those going to Glasto this year the A303 is shut forever so dont bother coming.
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| Hoof Hearted 24 Jun 15 11.02am | |
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It's not even finished FFS.
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| bexleydave Barnehurst 24 Jun 15 12.07pm |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 24 Jun 2015 11.02am
It's not even finished FFS. No, but to be fair, it's in a better state of repair than Selhurst.
Bexley Dave Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing! "The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum) |
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 25 Jun 15 7.57am |
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put some hippes in their place yesterday, filling up my car (3 litre BMW) and bunch of hippies in a clapped out old van pulls in to the garage, spewing soot and smoke from its knackered diesel engine. One particularly long haired soapy tree hugger gets out looks at me filling up my car and shakes his head, So I ask him what’s up (in uniform so telling him to f*** off not an option unfortunately), he then goes on some meandering rant about the size of the engine, the emissions, Polar bears, ice caps etc etc. Now normally I would just smile sweetly and pop smoke, however on this occasion (maddened by the traffic the great unwashed bring to this part of the world every effing summer) I took issue. Ok then I say, there’s a garage over there, I will pay for both cars to have an emission test right now, mine versus yours, and if yours is lower than mine, you can keep my car, if mine is lower you cut all your hair off, go back to London, get a job, and stop being such an incredible environmental bore. Shock horror he declined my offer. And that’s the thing about all these tree hugger types, they all drive absolutely clapped out motors that do more harm to the ozone than a field full of cows after a curry binge. Hypocritcal traffic causing w***ers.
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| lankygit Lincoln 25 Jun 15 10.36pm |
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Quote dannyh at 25 Jun 2015 7.57am
put some hippes in their place yesterday, filling up my car (3 litre BMW) and bunch of hippies in a clapped out old van pulls in to the garage, spewing soot and smoke from its knackered diesel engine. One particularly long haired soapy tree hugger gets out looks at me filling up my car and shakes his head, So I ask him what’s up (in uniform so telling him to f*** off not an option unfortunately), he then goes on some meandering rant about the size of the engine, the emissions, Polar bears, ice caps etc etc. Now normally I would just smile sweetly and pop smoke, however on this occasion (maddened by the traffic the great unwashed bring to this part of the world every effing summer) I took issue. Ok then I say, there’s a garage over there, I will pay for both cars to have an emission test right now, mine versus yours, and if yours is lower than mine, you can keep my car, if mine is lower you cut all your hair off, go back to London, get a job, and stop being such an incredible environmental bore. Shock horror he declined my offer. And that’s the thing about all these tree hugger types, they all drive absolutely clapped out motors that do more harm to the ozone than a field full of cows after a curry binge. Hypocritcal traffic causing w***ers. I can understand you not seeing eye to eye with their particular ethos danny, but to refer to them as "traffic causing", as a put down, is a bit silly mate. If their vehicle wasn`t fit to be on the road it wouldn`t have passed its MOT test, and wont pass its next one if it isn`t roadworthy then. It`s a bit like people moaning they`ve been caught in a traffic jam. The fact is they are part of the traffic jam.
Edited by lankygit (25 Jun 2015 10.55pm)
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| doi209 Fighting for the weak and innocent... 25 Jun 15 11.51pm |
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Quote lankygit at 25 Jun 2015 10.36pm
Quote dannyh at 25 Jun 2015 7.57am
put some hippes in their place yesterday, filling up my car (3 litre BMW) and bunch of hippies in a clapped out old van pulls in to the garage, spewing soot and smoke from its knackered diesel engine. One particularly long haired soapy tree hugger gets out looks at me filling up my car and shakes his head, So I ask him what’s up (in uniform so telling him to f*** off not an option unfortunately), he then goes on some meandering rant about the size of the engine, the emissions, Polar bears, ice caps etc etc. Now normally I would just smile sweetly and pop smoke, however on this occasion (maddened by the traffic the great unwashed bring to this part of the world every effing summer) I took issue. Ok then I say, there’s a garage over there, I will pay for both cars to have an emission test right now, mine versus yours, and if yours is lower than mine, you can keep my car, if mine is lower you cut all your hair off, go back to London, get a job, and stop being such an incredible environmental bore. Shock horror he declined my offer. And that’s the thing about all these tree hugger types, they all drive absolutely clapped out motors that do more harm to the ozone than a field full of cows after a curry binge. Hypocritcal traffic causing w***ers. I can understand you not seeing eye to eye with their particular ethos danny, but to refer to them as "traffic causing", as a put down, is a bit silly mate. If their vehicle wasn`t fit to be on the road it wouldn`t have passed its MOT test, and wont pass its next one if it isn`t roadworthy then.
Edited by lankygit (25 Jun 2015 10.55pm) Just like the travellers who have tax, insurance and MOTs for their vehicles.
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| lankygit Lincoln 26 Jun 15 3.04am |
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Quote doi209 at 25 Jun 2015 11.51pm
Quote lankygit at 25 Jun 2015 10.36pm
Quote dannyh at 25 Jun 2015 7.57am
put some hippes in their place yesterday, filling up my car (3 litre BMW) and bunch of hippies in a clapped out old van pulls in to the garage, spewing soot and smoke from its knackered diesel engine. One particularly long haired soapy tree hugger gets out looks at me filling up my car and shakes his head, So I ask him what’s up (in uniform so telling him to f*** off not an option unfortunately), he then goes on some meandering rant about the size of the engine, the emissions, Polar bears, ice caps etc etc. Now normally I would just smile sweetly and pop smoke, however on this occasion (maddened by the traffic the great unwashed bring to this part of the world every effing summer) I took issue. Ok then I say, there’s a garage over there, I will pay for both cars to have an emission test right now, mine versus yours, and if yours is lower than mine, you can keep my car, if mine is lower you cut all your hair off, go back to London, get a job, and stop being such an incredible environmental bore. Shock horror he declined my offer. And that’s the thing about all these tree hugger types, they all drive absolutely clapped out motors that do more harm to the ozone than a field full of cows after a curry binge. Hypocritcal traffic causing w***ers. I can understand you not seeing eye to eye with their particular ethos danny, but to refer to them as "traffic causing", as a put down, is a bit silly mate. If their vehicle wasn`t fit to be on the road it wouldn`t have passed its MOT test, and wont pass its next one if it isn`t roadworthy then.
Edited by lankygit (25 Jun 2015 10.55pm) Just like the travellers who have tax, insurance and MOTs for their vehicles.
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 30 Jun 15 3.15pm |
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who knows what they where, as for me being part of the traffic, what have you been smoking, I am but one car on my way to work a requirement to feed my family and pay the bills. I do not travel en mass (for I am but one) down the single lane A303 to dance and prance round some fcuking rocks, so on that basis they are most definatly traffic causing as without their pathetic homage to some old stones in a field the traffic flows just fine thank you very much. So no it's not silly.
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| lankygit Lincoln 01 Jul 15 2.02am |
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Quote dannyh at 30 Jun 2015 3.15pm
who knows what they where, as for me being part of the traffic, what have you been smoking, I am but one car on my way to work a requirement to feed my family and pay the bills. I do not travel en mass (for I am but one) down the single lane A303 to dance and prance round some fcuking rocks, so on that basis they are most definatly traffic causing as without their pathetic homage to some old stones in a field the traffic flows just fine thank you very much. So no it's not silly. Not sure why you ask what I have been smoking when I say you were part of the traffic. If we are driving our vehicle on a public highway we are part of the traffic. When I worked I too had to use my car to get there as it was 6 miles down the road, I worked nights, and there was no public transport. Whilst travelling to and from work I was part of the traffic. I get that a bunch of hippies prancing around rocks isn`t your idea of fun, nor mine for that matter, but to suggest they are traffic causing and we are not is wrong. I use my car for pleasure, eg football, gigs, visits, days out. I suspect you do too. Edited by lankygit (01 Jul 2015 2.03am)
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