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Hoof Hearted 25 Aug 15 11.35am

The top 10 funniest jokes of the 2015 Fringe...

"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free - Darren Walsh

"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis

"Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess

"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham

"If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green

"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson

"Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day" - Tom Parry

"The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane

"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery

"They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..." - Grace The Child

 

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Apologies Hoof, I didnt see this but posted the same top ten on the Crap Joke Thread!

 


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Hoof Hearted 25 Aug 15 12.09pm

Quote Palacetinian at 25 Aug 2015 11.58am

Apologies Hoof, I didnt see this but posted the same top ten on the Crap Joke Thread!


It's all good mate.... double the fun!

 

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