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Hoof Hearted 25 Aug 15 11.35am | |
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The top 10 funniest jokes of the 2015 Fringe... "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free - Darren Walsh "Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green "Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson "Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day" - Tom Parry "The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery "They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..." - Grace The Child
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Palacetinian Surrey Fam 25 Aug 15 11.58am | |
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Apologies Hoof, I didnt see this but posted the same top ten on the Crap Joke Thread!
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Hoof Hearted 25 Aug 15 12.09pm | |
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Quote Palacetinian at 25 Aug 2015 11.58am
Apologies Hoof, I didnt see this but posted the same top ten on the Crap Joke Thread!
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