Dear All,

I have a Brighton fan at work who is very happy with them being op of the table, I usually send him videos of the play offs to keep him quiet. However, I am looking for some Brighton jokes... the ones on here are slightly dated .. or a bit to explicit for a work e-mail! Please let me know if you have any I could use...

Thanks

A guy pulls alongside a small boy on the pavement
‘I’ll give you some sweets if you get in the car.’
‘No, leave me alone,’ the boy replies.
‘Come on, I’ll take you for ice cream later as well,’ he insists.
The boy suddenly stops and turns to the man and says,
F**k off Dad, I’m not going to the Amex again no matter what you say.’

What does every Brighton fan do after Brighton beat Palace?
Turn off the PlayStation.

In dog beers I’ve only had one.