Well that's this week's PMQs sorted.

I'm writing an email to Corbyn with the following question for Dave. "Dead pigs: spit or swallow?"

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

Corbyn was most likely doing much harder drugs in the 70's, probably snorting charlie off Dianne Abott's arse and doing LSD.

If he's got any sense he'll steer well clear of this for fear of his own indiscretions being made public.

Have you seen the man? Looks like his idea of a big night out involves a flask of bovril and a razzle mag on his allotment.

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

I'd rather stick my weapon in a dead pig than in Diane Abbott, personally.

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

It's more of a story than the man sleeps with woman shocker that was Corbyn and Abbott but that seemed to get quite a few headlines.

Him smoking weed, or doing any other drugs, is only important if he then votes against legalising weed. It would then be rank hypocrisy, which you would never get from a politician.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

The idea that LSD is in anyway a hard drug is certifiable... Plus Lefties doing coke in the 70s and 80s, not a chance, it'd be speed all the way.

That said anyone who could see Diana Abbots backside whilst tripping and hold it togeather, is a man you want at the helm in any terrible situation.....

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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