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At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
I don't think it counts as bestiality if the animal is dead, presumably it would be sexual penetration of a corpse (which bizarre as it may sound has only been illegal in the UK for twelve years, as did bestiality). So technically, it wasn't illegal for Mr Cameron to put his todger in an dead animal (although it would be now). Usually these kinds of 'crimes' generally are more related to mental health section orders. It does raise the question, why was it more illegal to smoke weed than to put you p**** in to a dead animal? I kind of knew that someone on the HOL would be able to clear up that pressing technicality of the law. I'm glad we will have no confusion about whether or not it is legally ok to perform sexual acts on dead or live animals. I had to look it up. Both necrophila and bestiality have always been 'illegal' its just in 2003 they were specifically defined, and then amended in 2008. Curiously the crime is sexual penetration of a corpse. It might be perfectly legal to masturbate onto a dead body....
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Quote Part Time James at 21 Sep 2015 2.13pm
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Quote ASCPFC at 21 Sep 2015 12.59pm
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Quote topcat at 21 Sep 2015 12.21pm
At least we now know why he was thinking of West Ham when he was supposed to say Aston Villa. It also says a lot about us public that we have focused on him fecking a pig rather than lying about Ashcroft and his Non Dom status.
I don't think it counts as bestiality if the animal is dead, presumably it would be sexual penetration of a corpse (which bizarre as it may sound has only been illegal in the UK for twelve years, as did bestiality). So technically, it wasn't illegal for Mr Cameron to put his todger in an dead animal (although it would be now). Usually these kinds of 'crimes' generally are more related to mental health section orders. It does raise the question, why was it more illegal to smoke weed than to put you p**** in to a dead animal? I kind of knew that someone on the HOL would be able to clear up that pressing technicality of the law. I'm glad we will have no confusion about whether or not it is legally ok to perform sexual acts on dead or live animals. I had to look it up. Both necrophila and bestiality have always been 'illegal' its just in 2003 they were specifically defined, and then amended in 2008. Curiously the crime is sexual penetration of a corpse. It might be perfectly legal to masturbate onto a dead body....
Its what Marilyn Chambers would have wanted.
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| dannyb1 Chichester 21 Sep 15 2.51pm |
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Quote We are goin up! at 21 Sep 2015 8.36am
Nothing story blown out of all proportion. So what if he smoked weed when he was a student? Which student doesn't?? Who honestly cares. The thing about a pig... Bit weird but he was probably pi55ed, who cares.
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| Stuk Top half 21 Sep 15 3.59pm |
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Allegations become embellished, embellished allegations become facts... Grow up people. The people wetting their pants about this wouldn't believe a word Ashcroft had said before these "revelations".
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| oldcodger 21 Sep 15 4.05pm |
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Quote Stuk at 21 Sep 2015 3.59pm
Allegations become embellished, embellished allegations become facts... Grow up people. The people wetting their pants about this wouldn't believe a word Ashcroft had said before these "revelations".
Edited by oldcodger (21 Sep 2015 4.06pm)
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Allegations become embellished, embellished allegations become facts... Grow up people. The people wetting their pants about this wouldn't believe a word Ashcroft had said before these "revelations".
Edited by oldcodger (21 Sep 2015 4.06pm) I'm not confining it just to this site. The press need to do so first and foremost. It's as pathetic and lazy as the continual use of "gate" as a suffix.
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| oldcodger 21 Sep 15 4.10pm |
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Allegations become embellished, embellished allegations become facts... Grow up people. The people wetting their pants about this wouldn't believe a word Ashcroft had said before these "revelations".
Edited by oldcodger (21 Sep 2015 4.06pm) I'm not confining it just to this site. The press need to do so first and foremost. It's as pathetic and lazy as the continual use of "gate" as a suffix. I don't disagree. The press can't resist a story like this. They're every bit as depraved as the politicians they mock.
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Quote Stuk at 21 Sep 2015 3.59pm
Allegations become embellished, embellished allegations become facts... Grow up people. The people wetting their pants about this wouldn't believe a word Ashcroft had said before these "revelations". I wouldn't consider it pant wetting stuff. Its always been clear that David Cameron had a history with both cocaine and cannabis. Adds a bit of colour and character to the candidate to know that they actually had a life before the PR Spin Machine turned them into a popularity operated slot machine. All this 'moral superior carbon copy Christian society approved family values friendly' politics is a load of horrible banal bollocks.
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Quote Stuk at 21 Sep 2015 3.59pm
Allegations become embellished, embellished allegations become facts... Grow up people. The people wetting their pants about this wouldn't believe a word Ashcroft had said before these "revelations".
Edited by oldcodger (21 Sep 2015 4.06pm) I'm not confining it just to this site. The press need to do so first and foremost. It's as pathetic and lazy as the continual use of "gate" as a suffix. Indeed, gate as a suffix suggests a scandal, rather than amusement. Although if the alleged photograph surfaces, it could move from amusement to downright hilarious. Its not scandal though, by a long shot. Also what did the press call scandals before Watergate? Its not even on a par with the fact he employed Andy Coulson and the Rebecca Brooks association. But I do hope that picture exists and surfaces. It'll be a black mirror come to life.
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| oldcodger 21 Sep 15 4.17pm |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 21 Sep 2015 4.11pm
Quote Stuk at 21 Sep 2015 3.59pm
Allegations become embellished, embellished allegations become facts... Grow up people. The people wetting their pants about this wouldn't believe a word Ashcroft had said before these "revelations". I wouldn't consider it pant wetting stuff. Its always been clear that David Cameron had a history with both cocaine and cannabis. Adds a bit of colour and character to the candidate to know that they actually had a life before the PR Spin Machine turned them into a popularity operated slot machine. All this 'moral superior carbon copy Christian society approved family values friendly' politics is a load of horrible banal bollocks. The 'do as I say not as I do' stuff from politicians always does grate. I'm not a cannabis user, in fact I don't even smoke, but we have plenty of examples of the sky not caving in around the world when legalisation is brought in. These people know that better than most since they've often smoked and snorted their way through life, but apparently they get to decide for 'the little people'.
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Quote oldcodger at 21 Sep 2015 4.10pm
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Quote Stuk at 21 Sep 2015 3.59pm
Allegations become embellished, embellished allegations become facts... Grow up people. The people wetting their pants about this wouldn't believe a word Ashcroft had said before these "revelations".
Edited by oldcodger (21 Sep 2015 4.06pm) I'm not confining it just to this site. The press need to do so first and foremost. It's as pathetic and lazy as the continual use of "gate" as a suffix. I don't disagree. The press can't resist a story like this. They're every bit as depraved as the politicians they mock. They're worse. They'd print anything to sell copy and then deny/retract later if they have to. When you turn the tables on them to see what they get up to, which we've seen a snippet of via the phone hacking, bunging the police or entrapment etc, you'd put nothing beyond them.
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| Stuk Top half 21 Sep 15 4.23pm |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 21 Sep 2015 4.11pm
Quote Stuk at 21 Sep 2015 3.59pm
Allegations become embellished, embellished allegations become facts... Grow up people. The people wetting their pants about this wouldn't believe a word Ashcroft had said before these "revelations". I wouldn't consider it pant wetting stuff. Its always been clear that David Cameron had a history with both cocaine and cannabis. Adds a bit of colour and character to the candidate to know that they actually had a life before the PR Spin Machine turned them into a popularity operated slot machine. All this 'moral superior carbon copy Christian society approved family values friendly' politics is a load of horrible banal bollocks. You haven't but plenty of others seemingly have. Other than their political decisions I couldn't give a f*** what they get up to. And certainly not before they were even in politics/public life.
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