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 robforbe  cornwall 21 Oct 15 12.15pm |
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Feels like I got two of em, when I sluice me crack in the shower, suspect it's Annabelle's (giles) that are fused together. Would have inspected Annabelles crack back in the day.
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| Part Time James 21 Oct 15 12.22pm |
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This website has turned into Embarrassing Bodies. My bell end is a little sore right now, I think possibly due to poor hygiene the other day. Anyone else?
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| robforbe cornwall 21 Oct 15 12.43pm |
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Was feeding some plants with a blue liquid feed once, when I got caught short, so had a piss- ended up with a blue shaft. Also keeping to the blue theme, Tango blue raspberry bonbons make your stools come out bright blue.* *perhaps that should have gone in top tips- if you want to lay a blue cable eat tango raspberry bonbons. Edited by robforbe (21 Oct 2015 12.45pm)
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| Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 21 Oct 15 1.46pm |
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Two toes on my left foot are both numb and painful...which when I said that to my GP, she said it was impossible and ignored it. Any Doctors on Hol?
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| Plane Bromley 21 Oct 15 2.08pm |
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Quote Red-Blue-Yellow at 21 Oct 2015 1.46pm
Two toes on my left foot are both numb and painful...which when I said that to my GP, she said it was impossible and ignored it. Any Doctors on Hol?
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| Part Time James 21 Oct 15 2.22pm |
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I went to the Doctor once because I found a lump on my nipple. "Oi oi" I thought "men can get breast cancer too" (no laughing matter, I realise). I did the right thing and got them to check. Had to go in late to work, but most companies are ok with that these says, if it's a medical emergency. The Doctor didn't seem fazed at all and said it'd clear up. Didn't offer up what it might have been, but eased my mind. No sooner was I out of the door that I remembered that the previous Friday I had put jump leads on my nipples at work to get a laugh out of my colleagues. Hence the trauma to one of my nipples. Boy did I feel a fool.
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 21 Oct 15 2.25pm |
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Not sure if it's medically related but I have a bit of a sweaty nutsack
Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre with Superfly in the chorus |
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| Part Time James 21 Oct 15 2.29pm |
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Quote Superfly at 21 Oct 2015 2.25pm
Not sure if it's medically related but I have a bit of a sweaty nutsack
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| Hoof Hearted 21 Oct 15 2.30pm | |
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This reminds me of an irish joke..... Paddy Murphy was always accompanied by two stupid friends every where he went and one day he got run over by a bus and killed. The police asked the two men to formally identify him at the morgue. His face was smashed up so the two asked to look at his backside to be sure. "No it isn't him", they said.... "this fella has only one arsehole... and every where we go, everyone says - there goes Paddy with them two arseholes!"
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| Plane Bromley 21 Oct 15 2.45pm |
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Quote Part Time James at 21 Oct 2015 2.22pm
I went to the Doctor once because I found a lump on my nipple. "Oi oi" I thought "men can get breast cancer too" (no laughing matter, I realise). I did the right thing and got them to check. Had to go in late to work, but most companies are ok with that these says, if it's a medical emergency. The Doctor didn't seem fazed at all and said it'd clear up. Didn't offer up what it might have been, but eased my mind. No sooner was I out of the door that I remembered that the previous Friday I had put jump leads on my nipples at work to get a laugh out of my colleagues. Hence the trauma to one of my nipples. Boy did I feel a fool.
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 21 Oct 15 5.10pm |
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Quote Part Time James at 21 Oct 2015 2.29pm
Quote Superfly at 21 Oct 2015 2.25pm
Not sure if it's medically related but I have a bit of a sweaty nutsack
I wanted to but my mum knocked me back, your mum took one look at my cryostasis and refused and the queue for Cuckings went round the block!
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| MPE Maidstone 21 Oct 15 6.59pm |
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Quote Red-Blue-Yellow at 21 Oct 2015 1.46pm
Two toes on my left foot are both numb and painful...which when I said that to my GP, she said it was impossible and ignored it. Any Doctors on Hol?
Just when I thought that I was out...........they pull me back in |
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