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View thegreatlardino's Profile thegreatlardino Flag crawley/selsey 10 Nov 15 4.02pm Send a Private Message to thegreatlardino Add thegreatlardino as a friend

you wouldnt have caught me as a kid letting of bangers late at night..cos i would have run faster, does appear to be less of them as the years go by...apart from croydon apparently!

 


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View YHTM's Profile YHTM Flag 10 Nov 15 4.49pm Send a Private Message to YHTM Add YHTM as a friend

Reminds me of the days I used to chuck bangers out of my mum's bedroom window to frighten people standing at the bus stop, I was able to leg it downstairs and be sitting at the dining table when it went off - completely innocent!

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 10 Nov 15 5.36pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

During the Charlton days at Selhurst some oaf through a banger into a "Trap" when a chap was having a bowel movement. In panic he through it down the pan and he said "It exploded showering the contents of the pan all over me - I shall never go to Selhurst Park again". Poor chap.

 

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cornwalls palace Flag Torpoint 10 Nov 15 6.00pm

Quote Willo at 10 Nov 2015 5.36pm

During the Charlton days at Selhurst some oaf through a banger into a "Trap" when a chap was having a bowel movement. In panic he through it down the pan and he said "It exploded showering the contents of the pan all over me - I shall never go to Selhurst Park again". Poor chap.


Saved him having to wipe his arse .......... they'd be no point.

 


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View johnfirewall's Profile johnfirewall Flag 10 Nov 15 8.07pm Send a Private Message to johnfirewall Add johnfirewall as a friend

Should carry 4000% tax, going towards free official displays. You've either got free displays like Blackheath that last 30 seconds or those you pay a tenner for.

 

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Pussay Patrol Flag 10 Nov 15 9.06pm

Quote Willo at 10 Nov 2015 5.36pm

During the Charlton days at Selhurst some oaf through a banger into a "Trap" when a chap was having a bowel movement. In panic he through it down the pan and he said "It exploded showering the contents of the pan all over me - I shall never go to Selhurst Park again". Poor chap.


who has a dump at the match?

 


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View Seth's Profile Seth Flag On a pale blue dot 11 Nov 15 12.24am Send a Private Message to Seth Add Seth as a friend

Quote Willo at 10 Nov 2015 5.36pm

During the Charlton days at Selhurst some oaf through a banger into a "Trap" when a chap was having a bowel movement. In panic he through it down the pan and he said "It exploded showering the contents of the pan all over me - I shall never go to Selhurst Park again". Poor chap.


Please tell me he was a Clowns fan?

 


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Hoof Hearted 11 Nov 15 10.40am

Quote Seth at 11 Nov 2015 12.24am

Quote Willo at 10 Nov 2015 5.36pm

During the Charlton days at Selhurst some oaf through a banger into a "Trap" when a chap was having a bowel movement. In panic he through it down the pan and he said "It exploded showering the contents of the pan all over me - I shall never go to Selhurst Park again". Poor chap.


Please tell me he was a Clowns fan?


Seth... you don't actually believe this is a true story?

 

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View Seth's Profile Seth Flag On a pale blue dot 11 Nov 15 12.01pm Send a Private Message to Seth Add Seth as a friend

Quote Hoof Hearted at 11 Nov 2015 10.40am

Quote Seth at 11 Nov 2015 12.24am

Quote Willo at 10 Nov 2015 5.36pm

During the Charlton days at Selhurst some oaf through a banger into a "Trap" when a chap was having a bowel movement. In panic he through it down the pan and he said "It exploded showering the contents of the pan all over me - I shall never go to Selhurst Park again". Poor chap.


Please tell me he was a Clowns fan?


Seth... you don't actually believe this is a true story?

I can hope can't I Hoofy?

 


"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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View npn's Profile npn Flag Crowborough 11 Nov 15 12.12pm Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

Quote Pussay Patrol at 10 Nov 2015 9.06pm

Quote Willo at 10 Nov 2015 5.36pm

During the Charlton days at Selhurst some oaf through a banger into a "Trap" when a chap was having a bowel movement. In panic he through it down the pan and he said "It exploded showering the contents of the pan all over me - I shall never go to Selhurst Park again". Poor chap.


who has a dump at the match?


and despite being in a state of panic, picks up a lit banger, lifts his @rse, and throws it into the pan beneath him?

 

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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 11 Nov 15 12.17pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

I'm guessing a firework that's been in contact with a Selhurst Park karsey floor, isn't going to work very well

 


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Hoof Hearted 12 Nov 15 11.12am

Quote Seth at 11 Nov 2015 12.01pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 11 Nov 2015 10.40am

Quote Seth at 11 Nov 2015 12.24am

Quote Willo at 10 Nov 2015 5.36pm

During the Charlton days at Selhurst some oaf through a banger into a "Trap" when a chap was having a bowel movement. In panic he through it down the pan and he said "It exploded showering the contents of the pan all over me - I shall never go to Selhurst Park again". Poor chap.


Please tell me he was a Clowns fan?


Seth... you don't actually believe this is a true story?

I can hope can't I Hoofy?


Where Willo is concerned.... NO..... LOL

 

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