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Quote Hoof Hearted at 14 Jan 2016 3.53pm

Quote Superfly at 14 Jan 2016 3.37pm

I find electric shavers a lot of expense follicle return


For two pins I'd vote for that as joke of the year!


Order of the Braun Nose for Hoof.

Gillette anyone else use your electric shaver? Maybe they broke it...

 


Ask me about Ronald de Boer.

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View Moose's Profile Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 14 Jan 16 7.56pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

Quote Hoof Hearted at 14 Jan 2016 12.55pm

Not been a good week - what with David Bowie snuffing it unexpectedly on Monday morning.

This morning I said goodbye to 'Remy' my faithful Remington R5 Series shaver after 8 years continued usage.

His poor little re-chargeable batteries gave up trying to drive the cutting heads despite showing a full charge on the display.

Farewell Remy, you served me well..... but I have already been onto Amazon for your replacement.

Remy The Shaver
2008 - 2016

Rest in pieces.


Is there going to be a funeral Hoof? If so I'll come along and razor glass.

 


Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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Quote Hoof Hearted at 14 Jan 2016 12.55pm

Not been a good week - what with David Bowie snuffing it unexpectedly on Monday morning.

This morning I said goodbye to 'Remy' my faithful Remington R5 Series shaver after 8 years continued usage.

His poor little re-chargeable batteries gave up trying to drive the cutting heads despite showing a full charge on the display.

Farewell Remy, you served me well..... but I have already been onto Amazon for your replacement.

Remy The Shaver
2008 - 2016

Rest in pieces.


It's a pity that his life was dogged with rumours that he was partial to a spot of grooming.

 


We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 15 Jan 16 9.44am

In his hours of sadness Hoof enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.' 'I have just the thing,'' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.' 'Just place this between your cheek and gum.''

Hoof places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave Hoof has ever experienced. After a few strokes, Hoof asks in garbled speech,' 'And what if I swallow it?''' 'No problem,'' says the barber.' 'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.''

 

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Hoof Hearted 15 Jan 16 9.56am

Quote bubble wrap at 15 Jan 2016 9.44am

In his hours of sadness Hoof enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.' 'I have just the thing,'' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.' 'Just place this between your cheek and gum.''

Hoof places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave Hoof has ever experienced. After a few strokes, Hoof asks in garbled speech,' 'And what if I swallow it?''' 'No problem,'' says the barber.' 'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.''


Hahaha...... I'll pass on that suggestion bubble.... but I would be interested in a proper Barber's shave with all the hot towels though.

I've never had that Sweeney Todd experience!

 

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View collier row eagle's Profile collier row eagle Flag romford essex via another galaxy 15 Jan 16 10.11am Send a Private Message to collier row eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add collier row eagle as a friend

Sorry for your loss hoof, will could get you a new one as he's best mate is the director general at Remington. RIP. Remy

 

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Wheniwasayoungboy Flag Phoebe's Bed 15 Jan 16 10.25am

Quote sydtheeagle at 14 Jan 2016 2.10pm

Nice to know someone at Palace can get a Remy over the line.

Chortle! One of your best


 

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View martinb75's Profile martinb75 Flag Tampere 15 Jan 16 11.03am Send a Private Message to martinb75 Add martinb75 as a friend

Not Remy too..

 

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 15 Jan 16 11.35am

Sometimes you have just got to take it on the chin, You will be buzzing when you get a replacement and every thing will run smoother.

 

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