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lindzay 20 Jan 16 3.07pm | |
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Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps? A: They had pictures of Man Utd players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Charlton fan? A: Because you can park in the handicap zone! Q: What's the difference between Chelsea and Tottenham? A: The last Chelsea Championship team picture isn't in black and white.
Q: What is the difference between a Millwall fan and a pot hole? A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole! Q: Whats the difference between Chelsea fan and a mosquito? A: A mosquito knows when to stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between a Liverpool fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after a while.
Q: What do Man Utd fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q: How can you tell if a West Ham fan just sent you a fax? A: There's a stamp on it! Q: What do the Liverpool f c. and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you castrate an Tottenham fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What's the difference between an Man City fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. Why do seagulls fly over Brightons fans upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on! Q: Why doesn't Hastings have a professional team? A: Because then Brighton would want one. Q: Did you hear that the Wrexham team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Tiger, a Rattlesnake, and a Millwal fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Millwall Fan.......Twice!
Q: Why do all the trees in the West London lean towards the east? A: It's because the Hammers suck. Q: What is the diference between a cactus and the Man Utds team coach ? A: On a cactus the pricks are on the outside!
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 20 Jan 16 11.26pm | |
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4 Brighton players were reported to the RSPCA after they were seen playing football with a hedgehog.
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Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 21 Jan 16 10.55am | |
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"Thank goodness," sobbed Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive!
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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