I require one of these performers....

I was hoping anyone might have experience of 'using' ones services or prehaps could make a recommendation?

Short notice but would like to book for this saturday day time, bit of a last minute thought for a stag.

Anyone got any ideas of can recommend a company or person?

Thanks!

Just invite Pikester along.

I had one on my 50th birthday and the only person I felt sorry for was me

Got my brother in-law a stripper gram years back and she was in her late 60's, weighed about 6 stone. She had an all in one suit on that her nipples poked through. It was very grim. People were chanting "Keep your clothes on for the lads". She walked out of the club about £250.00 better off after a jug went round for her and people felt sorry for her me included.
Have to say it is degrading and your better off spending the money on a costume to make the Stag wear. That way no body feels uncomfortable except him and you wont piss his future wife off either.

Years ago,my now retired mate was old bill in CID(& most of his mates)
some were the plain clothes heavy lot,so stripper was required.
They left it to me.
We got him a great looking blond,who came in the bar dressed as female copper( plonk).
She'd been briefed about some of his dubious getting in to footy'on duty' methods.
(very common at the time)
He was stripped, she sat on his face,then tied his bollox up with her stocking & rode him'deliverance 'piggy style around the bar, on all fours.
Never seen so many scared tough guys in all my life.
Me, I kept well,well back.
Went down well though.
(Sorry Elgrande, I no longer have the firms no.in case you were considering a PM )

Edited by kingdowieonthewall (16 Feb 2016 4.43pm)

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.