Didn't he host that game show....every second counts ?

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Rumour is that when new journalists started at New International, older heads would allegedly show them a picture of the above, which was kept in the editor's safe, on their first day in the job to see if they were 'tough enough' for the job.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

I've heard this Debbie McGee rumour alluded to many times, but what exactly is it she's said to have done, and is the dog OK?

Saw him and Debbie in Panto a few years ago. It was the last performance and He was very very good, totally ignored the script and ad libbed his way through it. The other cast members where just in stitches. He really made me laugh and wasn't afraid of taking the mick out of himself.

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

I saw him live in 1981. Was dreading it but my unit's commander had arranged it and at least it was a night out in London.

Absolutely brilliant, had us all in stitches and nothing like what at the time seemed bland Saturday night TV. Completely changed my perception of him.

Biggest criticism seem to be he's banging a younger woman who apparently is pure filth. As criticisms go.......................

In fairness to Paul, getting off on watching your wife getting done by canines, is pretty low on the criminality scale of BBC sexual practices.

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