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This guy is hilarious... i was fortunate enough to be travelling on the same line once (so I'm assuming it's the same bloke) and he cracked me up every time he made an announcement, I remember him saying that we were passing through Balham, the home of world famous Bal - Ham hamburger. He made it sound a lot funnier than I did though.

Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshipping.

Hubert Reeves

season before last after we beat chelsea 1-0. we got on the train at selhurst and the driver was loving it!

If i remember right, He announced through the public address system that 'this service was for palace fans only', bellowed eagles a few times and and repeatedly sounded the train horn for the palace fans to chant along to - utter legend

4 playoff finals, Claridge, Hopkin, Shipperley, Phillips....

Life's never dull!

Bloody Hell Willo. Was that you?

I remember him well. On the 119. I used to get it to school and he'd say things like "Don't jump in a puddle, you'll get in a muddle" as we hung off the platform at the back of the bus (only after it had been raining mind. He wasn't mental or anything). Also, when paid a 10p fare with a 50p he came back with "If I'm not naughty I'll give you forty" quick as a flash.

Wasted on the buses he was. Should've been on the stage [coach].

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

Travelling home after Chrystanbul,the driver burst into a chorus of "you know it's true, we're red and blue" as the train pulled in to West Croydon. Most entertaining.