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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag Living The Dream 02 Mar 16 1.16pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

Just because they've got the painters in, they can go home. Whatever next ?

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I can just see my boss letting me leave nearly next Friday just because I've got a bit of a belly ache (I want to go to Reading really) !

 

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As long as they:

a) provide some kind of photographic evidence
b) pick up the slack when rag week is over

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 02 Mar 16 1.27pm

Originally posted by martin2412

Just because they've got the painters in, they can go home. Whatever next ?

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I can just see my boss letting me leave nearly next Friday just because I've got a bit of a belly ache (I want to go to Reading really) !

Flexi-time, rather than time off. Cunning plan, get the psychobitches to stay home when they're at their most unbalanced, and then get them to make up the time when they're in peak performance mode.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 02 Mar 16 1.32pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Flexi time would definitely address my second point.

Do many women want their whole office knowing EXACTLY when they are on? In our office we just give each other a knowing nod when we see a female colleague scuttle off to the lavs with her handbag, but taking a week off is a lot less subtle.

 




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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag Living The Dream 02 Mar 16 1.33pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Flexi-time, rather than time off. Cunning plan, get the psychobitches to stay home when they're at their most unbalanced, and then get them to make up the time when they're in peak performance mode.

Unless she works in accounts, then I think you'll find that she gets the money in quicker when she's got the hump a bit.

Also, just think how well the kids are behaved when a teacher on blob is in control !

 

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If women are going onto the frontline in the army would this be the best or worst time for them to be put on sniper duty?

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 02 Mar 16 2.18pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by johnno42000

If women are going onto the frontline in the army would this be the best or worst time for them to be put on sniper duty?

You need to be quite relaxed and controlled as a sniper, so I would suggest a female sniper ought to take time out. However, if she was actually going into any form of melee combat then it'd be sensible to utilise the rage.

 




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Originally posted by Part Time James

You need to be quite relaxed and controlled as a sniper, so I would suggest a female sniper ought to take time out. However, if she was actually going into any form of melee combat then it'd be sensible to utilise the rage.

Good point. Have to point her in the right direction though as any man could become a target.

 


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A: Because they deserve them.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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we should have the option, therefore, to have some time off if we are going through a 'fallow spell' for a spot of 'relaxing in a gentlemans way'.

 


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Originally posted by matt_himself

we should have the option, therefore, to have some time off if we are going through a 'fallow spell' for a spot of 'relaxing in a gentlemans way'.

+1 in favour of W**k Week

 




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Originally posted by Part Time James

+1 in favour of W**k Week

Masturbation Month. Be ambitious.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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