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A piss actually, on a balcony at Cheltenham into a glass.

Classy.

 


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I p*ssed in a Lucozade bottle the other day whilst watching football on the TV, so that I wouldn't have to go upstairs and miss it. Of course I emptied the bottle before using it for drinks but for some reason my colleagues still thought I was behaving like an animal.

 




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Green Giant Flag I'm Mr Meseeks. Look at me. 16 Mar 16 3.47pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I p*ssed in a Lucozade bottle the other day whilst watching football on the TV, so that I wouldn't have to go upstairs and miss it. Of course I emptied the bottle before using it for drinks but for some reason my colleagues still thought I was behaving like an animal.

Stuck up snobs.

 


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Boys will be boys.

 


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Remember back when comming back on the coach from southampton. Coach broke down and everyone unloaded and started p1ssing on the side of the motorway. Some were so drunk they were falling over while in action.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 16 Mar 16 4.49pm

Cheltenham director Ian Renton told the BBC: "It's the last thing we want to see on the front of the papers after an extraordinary good day's racing.

Other than the shooting of horses, or someone being sick on themselves after getting s**tfaced all day. For an enterprise entirely based on exploiting peoples vice for gambling that's dependent on the exploitation of animals controlled through selective breeding processes, its very moralistic.

Ironically, you'd struggle to find a glass to p*ss in at a football match. In fact, you'd get thrown out and probably banned for having the glass.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 16 Mar 16 4.51pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I p*ssed in a Lucozade bottle the other day whilst watching football on the TV, so that I wouldn't have to go upstairs and miss it. Of course I emptied the bottle before using it for drinks but for some reason my colleagues still thought I was behaving like an animal.

Damn right, Lucozade is such a chav drink.

 


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My cousin - a palace supporter onge regaled me with the story of him needing a piss at a madness concert in a london park. He gathered his mates around him , pissed in his plastic pint glass and then launched it backwards into the crowd. Classy lad in his day my cousin.

 

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View sydtheeagle's Profile sydtheeagle Flag England 16 Mar 16 8.17pm Send a Private Message to sydtheeagle Add sydtheeagle as a friend

This is normal behaviour in Milton Keynes. You can take the person out of the ghetto...

 


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View Frickin Saweet's Profile Frickin Saweet Flag South Cronx 17 Mar 16 11.35am Send a Private Message to Frickin Saweet Add Frickin Saweet as a friend

Originally posted by martinb75

My cousin - a palace supporter onge regaled me with the story of him needing a piss at a madness concert in a london park. He gathered his mates around him , pissed in his plastic pint glass and then launched it backwards into the crowd. Classy lad in his day my cousin.

Standard practice at gigs and festivals. I have, regrettably, been caught in several warm showers over the years.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 17 Mar 16 11.50am

Originally posted by sydtheeagle

This is normal behaviour in Milton Keynes. You can take the person out of the ghetto...

Well except for the glass, obviously.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 17 Mar 16 11.52am

Originally posted by Frickin Saweet

Standard practice at gigs and festivals. I have, regrettably, been caught in several warm showers over the years.

I always try to convince myself that it wasn't the case. Just one of the special experiences of festivals.

Still it could be worse, they were hurling bags of human s**t as well as bottles of piss at Daphnie and Celeste at Reading festival.

 


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