Whenever I see her name I think of Liza Radley

Old age is a terrible thing

Fat? Never mind, just roll her in flour and fcuk the wet bits..

This place is truly f***ing pathetic sometimes.

A woman in the public eye has mustard relish for an improved roll in life and all everyone does is focus on food-baste matters and scoff.

Nobody has bothered to recall that one of Hol’s posters some time ago steaked a claim to have a mate who bang(er)ed her and reported that she has a clit like a plum tomato.

This plaice is going to the hotdogs.

(Plodding, disappointing puns aside, the clitbit is true. I remember reading that on here some time ago. (Must be true cos I never said 'thyme' just then.))

Edited by Eustace H. Plimsoll (31 Mar 2016 1.54am)

As a woman, I can step aside, or step up my game...

I wondered why Gregg's share price had fallen this last few months?

I'll bet the sales of cream buns have also fallen at her local Netto store too..... as well as the local chippy feeling the pinch.

Have a heart Lisa and don't just think of yourself and your health - think of your local economy.... get back on the fatty foods love!

have a few cheeky ales too pet.

Former fat ugly bint becomes slightly less fat ugly bint but is still a fat ugly bint.

Would.

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.