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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 07 Apr 16 3.48pm

Cobra bite, yeah I'll just walk that off....

 


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I'd have been down there sucking it out in a shot.


And that's before the snake did the dirty.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 07 Apr 16 4.06pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

I'd have been down there sucking it out in a shot.


And that's before the snake did the dirty.

Boom Tish, it would have been a different kind of spitting snake she'd have to been assaulted by.

 


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i love that she was permitted to deny treatment. that'll be a fun lawsuit.

judge: "let me get this straight - you let a performer in your facility with venomous snakes. she gets bit by one and goes down. and no one does anything about it?"

owner: "well, no judge. we offered and she said no."

judge: "you mean the woman who had snake venom running through her veins who collapsed on stage?"

owner: "yes!"

 

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Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Cobra bite, yeah I'll just walk that off....

I know, daft cow. Who does she think she is ? Me ?

Edited by dannyh (07 Apr 2016 7.52pm)

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 08 Apr 16 11.06am

Originally posted by dannyh

I know, daft cow. Who does she think she is ? Me ?

Edited by dannyh (07 Apr 2016 7.52pm)

If it had been you Danny, they'd be a story about a dead cobra who failed to seek treatment after biting you.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 08 Apr 16 11.07am

Originally posted by nairb75

i love that she was permitted to deny treatment. that'll be a fun lawsuit.

judge: "let me get this straight - you let a performer in your facility with venomous snakes. she gets bit by one and goes down. and no one does anything about it?"

owner: "well, no judge. we offered and she said no."

judge: "you mean the woman who had snake venom running through her veins who collapsed on stage?"

owner: "yes!"

It seems a bit short sighted that when your using deadly poision snakes on stage, you don't have an anti-venom shot on hand.

But then India, health and safety standards are probably 'don't let the fire spread after raping them and torching them alive'

 


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Originally posted by jamiemartin721

It seems a bit short sighted that when your using deadly poision snakes on stage, you don't have an anti-venom shot on hand.

But then India, health and safety standards are probably 'don't let the fire spread after raping them and torching them alive'

Indonesia, you massive racist.

 


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