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View topcat's Profile topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 28 Apr 16 10.37am Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Football fans, looking backwards to incidents, to justify their ire and spite 20 years on. F**k man utd, they're a team supported by tourists, plastics, and aren't really from Manchester anyhow (Dirty Salford, the s**thole of Manchester).

They need to look backwards, like Liverpool, to when they were actually great. Halcyon days, when it wasn't all expensive flops, sex pest-a-like managers.

They're the new Liverpool. Increasingly irrelevant year on year. Their glamour fading like that of a Victorian sea side town.

Sorry but I'll never forgive them for the FA Cup semi-final. We made the mistake of parking at the wrong side of the ground and regretted it. Disliked them before the match but have hated them ever since.

 


It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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View npn's Profile npn Flag Crowborough 28 Apr 16 10.53am Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

Originally posted by topcat

Breath, not bread!

If Eric comes, if Eric comes
To Selhurst Park, to Selhurst Park
His ugly wife, His ugly wife
His miserable boss, his miserable boss
His w***y fans, his w***y fans
His crooked teeth, his crooked teeth
His garlic breath, his garlic breath

Eric Cantona is a fahkin wayn ker
Eric Cantona is a fahkin cahnnnttt.

Phew - thought I'd been singing it wrong. Though I've always sung a "Man U wayn kerr" and "a Gallic cahnnnttt"

Not that I'd ever lower myself to sing such songs, of course (unless I'm horribly drunk, obviously).

 

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View topcat's Profile topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 28 Apr 16 10.59am Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

Originally posted by npn

Phew - thought I'd been singing it wrong. Though I've always sung a "Man U wayn kerr" and "a Gallic cahnnnttt"

Not that I'd ever lower myself to sing such songs, of course (unless I'm horribly drunk, obviously).

Totally agree, such songs are beneath us. And totally agree that it wont stop us singing them after a couple of drinks.

 


It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 28 Apr 16 1.33pm

Originally posted by topcat

Totally agree, such songs are beneath us. And totally agree that it wont stop us singing them after a couple of drinks.

Pretty much true. My ideals and values, go straight out the window when the whistle blows at 15:00

 


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View trapperjohn's Profile trapperjohn Flag Horsham 29 Apr 16 8.41am Send a Private Message to trapperjohn Add trapperjohn as a friend

.....And their nauseating celebrity fans. Eamon Holmes anyone? "My boys done great"

 


I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

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Pista Flag Bristol 02 May 16 8.53pm

Originally posted by topcat

Sorry but I'll never forgive them for the FA Cup semi-final. We made the mistake of parking at the wrong side of the ground and regretted it. Disliked them before the match but have hated them ever since.

this

 


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