Yes I know. I don't have to be on there, but I am a woman and by design a nosey fecker. However certain things about Facebook really get my goat.

1. Vague status' e.g.. so upset right now... followed by people asking what's wrong. I call these drama llamas or emotional whores
2. People flogging juiceplus.. here I am in a range rover, working from home
#bossbabe s***e
3. Couples being ott. Boasting about their love and generally attention seeking. U live together tell each other all this in person. sad attention seekers
Bound to think of more. Once I'm on a roll there's no stopping me.

What's your Facebook bug bears

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

I actually think other peoples kids are pretty ugly and irritating actually

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

I was talking to some friends tonight about this.

Aside from the sad face, what's up hun? drama queens the other thing that pisses me off is when simpletons post something like "Repost this if you think nurses shouldn't be killed by illegal immigrants. I bet not many will have the guts to post this"
or "repost this if you love your kids"
- I'd be quite shocked if you didn't love your kids. Now instead of spending all day on Facebook telling everyone that you do go and spend some time with them and show them..... argghhhh I really must leave the abysmal thing soon.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

people who do check ins everywhere they go, I don't give a flying Fook if you're in sainsburys or sitting in Costa with an overpriced cup of froth!!
Young Peeps who don't know how lucky they are who post up some depressing poor me cryptic crap wanting everyone to ask what's up? Because they're not the centre of attention at the moment!!

Made in Bromley

Hashtags, what the f*** is that all about?

Food. Why do you need to post your breakfast/lunch/dinner all over Facebook?

Them stupid bollocks pictures. The ones where it says stupid s*** like share for one prayer etc.. Because sharing a picture or liking a pic on FB is going to cure people isn't it!! Dick heads.

Only really on FB as I need it for a couple games on my phone and it's mainly full of Palace now anyway. Couldn't give a flying f*** about anything else on there.

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Yes Becky!!

There was a "Post a Picture of Yourself with no Make Up Day" or some other fatuous nonsense and all the comments were like "ooh beautiful" or "natural sexy chick" whereas I'm thinking "Aghhh kill it with fire!!"

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.