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View Beastie's Profile Beastie Flag 23 May 16 1.57pm Send a Private Message to Beastie Add Beastie as a friend

Originally posted by BamBam

Ah a subject close to my heart. Number one has to be the annoying parent that wishes their kid of any age probably up to at least 10 a very special happy birthday! Is your kid on Facebook? No! So f*** off and tell them yourself and stop filling up my news feed with your self indulgent bulls***!

I hate; ‘I know you’re up there, looking down on us Nan. Miss you every day’ - she never touched a smartphone when she was alive, I don’t think she’s checking your status updates now.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 23 May 16 2.00pm

Originally posted by Ouzo Dan

Don't skip this photo without typing amen


f*** right off

I don't get these anymore, having typed 'Avi Satani' in every so called friend who posted these (including the in laws).

Alternatively, you could point out Amen, doesn't mean what they think it means. It finishes off a prayer or blessing or scripture, because it roughly means 'so be it or so it is truely' - as in its gods will.

So when you say can I get 100 amens, for this guy with cancer, you're effectively saying 'its truly gods will that he's dying horribly'.

Someone will probably correct me, by saying that's not what it means now, but f**k that, since when did those people 'interpret' the bible in a modern context....

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 23 May 16 2.05pm

Originally posted by Beastie

I hate; ‘I know you’re up there, looking down on us Nan. Miss you every day’ - she never touched a smartphone when she was alive, I don’t think she’s checking your status updates now.

Its one of my great annoyances that whole fake egotism. They're dead, and if the best afterlife you can imagine is your dead relatives 'watching you constantly' then congratulations, your dead nan is in hell. If I believed this was what awaited us 'after death' I'd be happier to find out that its all meaningless and nothingness outside of the experience of being.

I'm certainly not imagining my nan is somehow watching me take a s**t, have a w***, or shower etc.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 23 May 16 2.07pm

Originally posted by paperhat

facebook is the cancer of the internet. end of.

I dunno, there is some pretty weird and disturbing sh*t out on the internet, especially in the tucked away corners; and that's before you get to the s**t that's illegal.

Facebook is brilliant, as it reminds us constantly how little life actually means, and how pointless our existence is.

 


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View Lyons550's Profile Lyons550 Flag Shirley 23 May 16 5.17pm Send a Private Message to Lyons550 Add Lyons550 as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Yes I know. I don't have to be on there, but I am a woman and by design a nosey fecker. However certain things about Facebook really get my goat.

1. Vague status' e.g.. so upset right now... followed by people asking what's wrong. I call these drama llamas or emotional whores
2. People flogging juiceplus.. here I am in a range rover, working from home
#bossbabe s***e
3. Couples being ott. Boasting about their love and generally attention seeking. U live together tell each other all this in person. sad attention seekers
Bound to think of more. Once I'm on a roll there's no stopping me.

What's your Facebook bug bears

people threatening to 'unfriend'others if they don't put an 'Amen' or reply to their status in a certain way...

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 23 May 16 5.24pm

Originally posted by Lyons550

people threatening to 'unfriend'others if they don't put an 'Amen' or reply to their status in a certain way...

Avi Santani...

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 23 May 16 6.20pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Lyons550

people threatening to 'unfriend'others if they don't put an 'Amen' or reply to their status in a certain way...

Someone threatened to unfriend me on the one and only occasion I swore in a status.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 23 May 16 6.24pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I hate myself most on Facebook. That memories thing reminds me what an utter toss piece I was 5 years ago and I know in 5 years time I will look back at me now and say the same. Bit depressing really.

 




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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 23 May 16 6.27pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I hate myself most on Facebook. That memories thing reminds me what an utter toss piece I was 5 years ago and I know in 5 years time I will look back at me now and say the same. Bit depressing really.

Was nice when the play off semi against Brighton flashed up on mine 2 weeks ago

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 23 May 16 6.32pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Was nice when the play off semi against Brighton flashed up on mine 2 weeks ago

I didn't mention the playoffs at all on Facebook, and I think that was the reason not one of them made reference to our cup final defeat on Facebook, other than one BHA fan who messaged me to say "you were robbed by that referee, he was awful".

 




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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 23 May 16 9.12pm

look at me in my five star hotel, look at the room, look at the pool, look at what a great time i am having, so great i spend all day on fecking facebook.

 

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bertshead Flag Castlederg 23 May 16 9.20pm

Whats Facebook when its at home then?

 

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