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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 25 May 16 12.03pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Only because you killed them.

When I kill them, I like to get their passwords. Its the e-Gain, a 21st century 'dead mans mask'.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 25 May 16 12.04pm

Originally posted by npn

Maybe just don't want to talk to you? Or spending some time dead for tax purposes?

Nice reference Now excuse me whilst I crash a space craft into the heart of the sun.


 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 May 16 12.37pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

We bought a bike off one of these listings. When we picked up 'this second hand bike no longer needed by his wife' there was another group of people picking up bikes (for the entire family).

He had what the police would refer to as sufficient bikes to warrant 'probable cause' in his living room, and a dodgy van, that almost certainly has seen more bikes roughly treated in the back than Ted Bundys


Funniest ones are someone selling a tv for example that's supposedly only a few days old because they 'changed their mind' or some such bollocks. And they won't take it back even though they have the receipt as they 'don't have time' that's the thing with people of abnormal intelligence.. they think everyone else is a thicko as well.

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 May 16 12.39pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by npn

Maybe just don't want to talk to you? Or spending some time dead for tax purposes?

John darwin the canoe man for example

 


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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 25 May 16 1.22pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

There are five dead people on my friends list, that I know for certain are dead.

Are you trying to convince us that you've got five friends

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 25 May 16 1.36pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85


Funniest ones are someone selling a tv for example that's supposedly only a few days old because they 'changed their mind' or some such bollocks. And they won't take it back even though they have the receipt as they 'don't have time' that's the thing with people of abnormal intelligence.. they think everyone else is a thicko as well.

In fairness to the bloke in question, I think it was more how he flogged stolen bikes, rather than thinking people believed him. I think it was more about trying to appear like he wasn't flogging stolen bikes.

Basically though if someone in Reading is buying a used or second hand bike, chances are it was stolen at some point in its history.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 25 May 16 1.37pm

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Are you trying to convince us that you've got five friends

Well technically, as they're dead they're just love interests...

 


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Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Well technically, as they're dead they're just love interests...

I've seen your Facebook profile. Your photo is deeply disturbing.

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 May 16 4.06pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Well technically, as they're dead they're just love interests...

Is one of them Jimmy saville

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 25 May 16 4.35pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Is one of them Jimmy saville

Now then, now then....

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 25 May 16 4.47pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

I've seen your Facebook profile. Your photo is deeply disturbing.

She was a contestant in America's Next Top Model oddly enough.

 


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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 30 May 16 5.43pm Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

Originally posted by Pikester

I was talking to some friends tonight about this.

Aside from the sad face, what's up hun? drama queens the other thing that pisses me off is when simpletons post something like "Repost this if you think nurses shouldn't be killed by illegal immigrants. I bet not many will have the guts to post this"
or "repost this if you love your kids"
- I'd be quite shocked if you didn't love your kids. Now instead of spending all day on Facebook telling everyone that you do go and spend some time with them and show them..... argghhhh I really must leave the abysmal thing soon.

 


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