And one of the few good things if Jose takes over, should spell the end of Ashley Youngs Manure career.

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Mourinho always starts strong with new clubs as he pitches player against player in order to get them performing at a peak competitive edge. This is exhausting, though, and has a diminishing return such that, by the end of his second year in charge, the drop off in performance is notable.

That's why it was a shock that Chelsea gave him a contract extension after his second year back, because he rarely makes it to a third season at a club and almost never finishes it if he does.

Man Utd are selling their soul for immediate results. The worry (for them), is that they may never get it back.

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

When you say van Gaal's been sacked by manure, do you mean they poured manure over him or filled his car up with manure so he'd get the hint he'd been sacked?

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