Ultimate survival with Bear Grylls

Bear is helicopter dropped in to the Thornton Heath area and fights his way past the 'check me dollar' boyz and into selhurst park stadium where he utilises all his survival skills to keep palace afloat.

He's eaten scorpions in the desert, drunk his own piss, but can he do this?

too far gone.. aint no way back

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I'm sure there are a few serial viewers!

I'm the son of a bitch who named you Sue!

yeh, but check out the views on St Piper's jokes thread in fun talk. this is Scottish third division compared to that. makes you wonder why we bovver

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Sag Aloo Aloo

A generation of men weep in this tragic and true story of seminal comedienne, Vicky Michelle who weeps openly as she reveals that her boobs touch her knees now,and this has resulted in her fall from favour.

Using s***e graphics, we show the viewer that the years of leaning over suggestively have not been gravitationally kind to V.M's assets.

Brittan's Got Talons

Did you know that Evil dictator Maggie Thatcher, after Tory Toff Sir Leon got his fingers burnt in the Westland helicopter fiasco, ordered that Baron Brittan of Spennithorne's hands be chopped off in a whirling set of rotor blades.
The only prosthetic hands available were crab ones!

This poignant film follows Sir Leon Brittan as he struggled to come to terms with his loss (or nippy replacement).

You'll cry as Sir Leon is thrown out of his local boozer for (make crab like actions with your arms outstretched as you read the next bit)giving it all that.

First of all...that's some quality stuff there Mr Gusset.
Secondly,please keep on bovverin' morg.I still read this thread.I don't post up smilies anymore because Pikester takes the piss.
Let's blame him.

I know you are but what am I?