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What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
Runway inflation.

 

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

 

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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?
In Fort Launderdale.

 

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What's a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka Cola.

 

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What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

 

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What does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

 

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber.

 

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What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?
Get bent!

 

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Slow day in the office Smudge?

 


Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know.

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It will be ironic, if a black Pope is ever elected, that he will be surrounded by men in white robes with pointy hats swinging crosses in front of him.

 


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A tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
"Please, you have to come over right away," pleaded a distraught mother, "My child has swallowed a condom."
The doc dressed quickly, but before he could get out of the door, the phone rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My boyfriend's just found another one."


 


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The police had signs out looking for witnesses at the site of a hit and run.

I didn't see anything, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was the same c*** who threw a tricycle under my car

 


We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep!

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