I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
Register | Edit Profile | Subscriptions | Forum Rules | Log In | RSS Feed
 Palacetinian  Surrey Fam 22 Aug 14 4.16pm |
  |
|---|---|
|
Quote Hoof Hearted at 22 Aug 2014 3.50pm
Quote Mikeybaby at 22 Aug 2014 2.12pm
LOL. Took me minute. Or several, to be honest.
Nope, still don't get it!
Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)! |
|
 Alert a moderator to this post |
 |
| Mapletree Croydon 22 Aug 14 4.28pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Quote Palacetinian at 22 Aug 2014 4.16pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 22 Aug 2014 3.50pm
Quote Mikeybaby at 22 Aug 2014 2.12pm
LOL. Took me minute. Or several, to be honest.
Nope, still don't get it!
|
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| cpfcarcher Crouch End 22 Aug 14 4.29pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Adopt a Noorrn Irrrnn accent and all becomes clear...
"He’s a footballer who wants to play football, which obviously helps" – Tony Pulis |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| Hoof Hearted 22 Aug 14 6.51pm | |
|---|---|
|
Quote Palacetinian at 22 Aug 2014 4.16pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 22 Aug 2014 3.50pm
Quote Mikeybaby at 22 Aug 2014 2.12pm
LOL. Took me minute. Or several, to be honest.
Nope, still don't get it!
|
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| Mikeybaby 26 Aug 14 10.52am |
|
|---|---|
|
Quote cpfcarcher at 22 Aug 2014 4.29pm
Adopt a Noorrn Irrrnn accent and all becomes clear...
|
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 26 Aug 14 12.03pm |
|
|---|---|
|
The old classic Paisley joke.....
I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| Hoof Hearted 26 Aug 14 4.35pm | |
|---|---|
|
Give a man a fsh and you'll get a better trade in price for your motor. (Yes I admit that was my own joke again like the Ian Paisley joke)
|
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| rednblueblood 27 Aug 14 7.50pm |
|
|---|---|
|
What's the difference between Man United and a cocktail stick? A cocktail stick's got two points. Boom tish!
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| rednblueblood 30 Aug 14 11.52pm |
|
|---|---|
|
What's the one thing an Essex girl hates most about her bedroom? The parking tickets.
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| lankygit Lincoln 31 Aug 14 9.11pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Not a joke, but whenever Mr Paisley`s name comes up I always think of this.
Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link] |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| Palacetinian Surrey Fam 01 Sep 14 8.57pm |
|
|---|---|
|
Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying." Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same." Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'." Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell." Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men." Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost." Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter." Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance." Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."
Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)! |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 03 Sep 14 9.07am |
|
|---|---|
|
Calenders: Their days are numbered
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
|
| Alert a moderator to this post |
|
Login / Register
All images and text on this site are copyright © 1999-2023 The Holmesdale Online, unless otherwise stated.
Web Design by Guntrisoft Ltd.